Person Trying To Get Out Of A Timeloop But They Keep Getting Brutally Murdered By The Other Person Stuck

Reblogging again I think, but U.H.C actually wants to not pay for anesthesia, so people might soon be awake for surgery

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

I’ve seen some spectacular snark coming from the case of the dead CEO, but the one in response to the request for the public’s help in finding the culprit “Sorry, snitchs get stitches and that might not be covered by my insurance.” Is among the best.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader moving to Gotham and getting mentally adopted by two lesbian criminals and a gaining a sexy cat-burglar-lady wine aunt.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader: I don’t know if this is what God intended for me, but who am I to question his will.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader getting viscously hunted down by Gotham’s Bat Pack after only some playfully flirting.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader: I am now questioning! WTF, God?!

A/N: This was dumb, but my sense of humor is trash.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

you're humming. Santa's cheating on Mrs Claus And you're humming. Santa's committing blatant adultery with an ingénue sugar baby w/ the voice of an angel Eartha Kitt. and you're SINGING ALONG

support fighting nazis lol! share in the resistance