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i've seen enough horror movies starring upper-middle-income white families stuck in spacious haunted mansions. gimme stories about millennials stuck in haunted studio apartments. consider the realism:

why is this protagonist staying in an obviously haunted building despite the glaring warning signs? because a week at a motel would send them spiraling into credit card debt, they'll take their chances with the vengeful spirits. why did they chose this apartment complex to begin with, despite the many many unexplained mysterious deaths that show up on the first page of a google search? hon some of us don't have the credit score to move away from high (paranormal) crime areas. how could i be so careless as to sign a soul-binding contract with a demonic entity? bitch they're called LANDLORDS

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader moving to Gotham and getting mentally adopted by two lesbian criminals and a gaining a sexy cat-burglar-lady wine aunt.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader: I don’t know if this is what God intended for me, but who am I to question his will.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader getting viscously hunted down by Gotham’s Bat Pack after only some playfully flirting.

Vigilante!Smalltown!Reader: I am now questioning! WTF, God?!

A/N: This was dumb, but my sense of humor is trash.