I Still Think It Would Have Been Really Fucking Funny To Have Made Steve Gay. So Many Straight Men Idolize

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

sambucky isn’t happening but they still gave them more chemistry than any straight couple

Bucky lying to his therapist about his nightmares but being able to tell the truth to Sam really highlights the development of their relationship, aside from being yet another reason proving they’re the best duo in the MCU.

I am BEGGING people who post buckyxreader fics to stay out of the sambucky tag literally PLEASE WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO I’m not happy about this

I think the best way to describe thunderbolts is Avengers (2012) but it’s actually found family and not just coworkers

this fictional man is taking over my life

LOL Harrison Ford sat on Anthony Mackie

Danny was busy talking pics

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Imagine getting mad at the fact that an actor thinks Captain America represents what America should be, not what it is. Also, how many times did Steve disagree with a government?

Is Sambucky Canon? (Part 2)

Spoilers ahead obviously....

Sambucky is canon in the shippiest way. They're not officially a couple but they're also not "not a couple".

They're either already married or building the longest slow burn in MCU history. And this has been the case since Avengers: Endgame.

The only difference now is that everyone seems to acknowlegde it. The fandom (whether they're Sambucky shippers or not) , but also the writers.

At first I found it weird how Sam didn't have have any love interest in the MCU but now it seems deliberate. I also doubt Bucky will have a love interest in Thunderbolts.

It's heavily implied that they're eachother's love interest. Them staring at a sunset together, them doing a soul gazing during couples therapy, the pictures in Sam and Joaquin's HQ, them throwing the L word any chance they get , ... It's getting a little less subtle each time.

Bucky went to be with Sam because he knew he needed him, he comforted him, gave him a pep talk and then told him he loved him.

No Sambucky shipper would have ever imagined those words would ever be said to each other.

TL,DR: Sambucky isn't canon, but it's not "only a fanon ship" either. It has left the fandom sphere, I feel like Sambucky is an "official" ship. They know it exists and they care about it, they are nurturing it and hopefully they're planning to let it flourish.