Always In That Gay Little Pose I Love Him

the tags are so real like pls don’t tag him if you’re jst gonna be a hater

I love how nobody ever sees this wild shit except me and like 5 other ppl lol

What's really beautiful about Sambucky is that they're always 10 seconds away from being canon.

What I mean is that if the rolling in the field scene, where Bucky was on top of Sam, or the therapy scene with their legs entertained together, or that scene on the second day on the boat, or their handshake scene, or their last, scene walking away together, if any of those scenes had lasted 5 or 10 seconds longer, Sambucky would be canon canon by now.

I still think it would have been really fucking funny to have made Steve gay. So many straight men idolize him and then BAM! homosexual

letting sethfon consume my life is actually humiliating wdym a decade old joke is all I can think about💔 wdym I’m genuinely invested in a relationship that was made as a bit💔

Marvel's really feeding the gays right now damn

We’ve gotten woman x male duck, women x machine who’s a man and man x female version of himself I am BEGGING for more gay couples bc at this point we’ve had way more absurd ships PLEASE OH MY GOD

he’s so cute

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

SEBASTIAN STAN Backstage at The Late Night with Seth Meyers

I need confirmation that stefon is still alive we havnt seen him in so long what if he died???? what happened to his kids???? Is he still on drugs????