Just Listened To The New Magnus Protocol Episode Um… What The Fuck

Its STABBY DAY!!!

Most of TMAGP fandom: oh this is so fun, I wonder when does Georgie show up, is it Web-Coded? Sam/Celia or Celia/Alice, maybe Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??

Me, having too much coffee and unsupervised access to alchemy books: The agents of fear in this universe are trying to bring forth "the age of Antichrist", a concept spoken of in 14th century Franciscan Spirituals writing that urged alchemy to develop in an attempt to stop it, and they want to do that by blending all the fears together in a "perfect ratio" using the pieces of entities that got transported here from previous universe, thus bringing back the Primal Fear all The Entities came from in TMA universe. They want to access Freddie since he's based on medieval Islamic alchemical textbook called "The Book of Balances" by Jābir ibn Ḥayyān that cross references different metals in attempt to find the ratio for gold, this is also related to what Magnus Institute in this universe was doing, either looking for literal Antichrist child, possible alchemists to develop the field or looking for Messiah who was also mentioned in alchemical writings as an allegory for a Philosopher's Stone, also Alice/Sam/Celia polycule??

Going into reading The Picture of Dorian Gray I was expecting for Dorian to be this somewhat egotistical self-absorbed jerk simply based on what I absorbed via pop culture osmosis.

And then we get to chapter 2 and he’s just some pretty rich boy who seems like a decent person.

Up until Henry talks to him, I can’t help but feel like its all downhill from this point.

Reading witch hat atelier again and I am once again reminded about how much I NEED olruggio’s shirt

Like it’s not a want it’s a need and I NEED it so bad it literally the perfect shirt, it’s flowy and looks gorgeous. Aguh I will also never forgive society for making it so these shirts are not the standard. But if I had this shirt I would wear it all the time.

You have no idea what I would do to own this shirt the Geneva convention has nothing on me

Also Mrs Kelley??

Lena is married how did I miss that, did they mention it and I missed it???

i am NOT calling my son eustace i refuse

(do you think if we bully capcom enough we can make them change it back)

Getting internet back and immediately being told that Minecraft is getting a horror based mob and biome was not the update I expected and I’m honestly not sure it’s the update I needed. I get freaked out playing normal Minecraft my anxiety can’t handle a lurking ghost mob, it can’t man 😭

Idk if it’s the fact that I’m exhausted but Norris’ voice at the start just sounded so off to me. Like it was so human and idk why but that actually started to freak me out a little bit. My brain knows something’s wrong but it can say what. Or it could be the 3 hours of sleep I got who knows

You know, out of everything a Dominatrix Hunt Grandma was distinctively NOT on my Magnus Protocol bingo card. Well played Alex well played

My reaction notes to insanity that was this episode