ARCHIVIST!!!!! How Are You My Beloved

Chef Jane Prentiss was not on my bingo card but I’m not too upset

Another worm wife joins the team

Pyramid Steve human form

Aka a better look at my prev post

Brief episode notes

Oh Trever Herbert I missed you so, your voice is less energetic so I’m sad but still nice to see you

Oh so there’s another group that does similar things hmmm

Not the forced diversity photo shoot

Dude Gwen wasn’t kidding about wanting Lena’s job hot dam

Sam’s trauma speed run lets goooooo

Yeah this isn’t suspicious at all bunch of children with no real supervision hmmm

Dude this guy has the weird bone movement like that guy in the first episode

Huh is this a Jonah variant but instead of replacing eyes he is doing a weird mix of the circus and flesh and it just taking handfuls of skin

But also Sam could it be that they rejected you to protect you

Oh damn this is just like Georgie in a way especially with the skulls

Ha dude just Dropped

Ok I’m back I’m walking in a rainstorm but it’s fine

Damn this guy was cleaning up some crazy stuff how do you melt a tooth???

No dude lighters are bad news

Damn avatars in this universe got it together they made an effective food source

That’s not a mannequin my friend

Yeah dude don’t be curious that’s the motto here

Oh the dreams looks like the people here can’t escape those either

I wonder if a web or web variant runs the hilltop center

But at the same time this guy is going o. About stones and it sounds like he’s speaking in rocks so it might be a buried equivalent. (Also damn this is some good voice acting)

She can wait- SAM you fucking idiot you will not get another chance to call her back.

Also Celia is freaking me out especially that “there it is “ the tone of voice sounds so off

And you might relsease another one

Celia why do you sound so unbothered by the gasps(I know why I bet she heard a lot of that in the apocalypse)

WHAT IS IT damn I wish I had eyes

Is it that weird tree thing wtf is it

Almost that is not an answer

Sam this is not the time for a breakdown

Is Sam’s headache related to the object somehow

Also Sam you’re in a rusty quill product you don’t get to know what’s going on

OH WHAT THE FUCK it’s a tear in the universe

Celia you sound like a mad scientist I bet she was a chemistry major all this sounds of balancing makes me think of chemistry.

Also Sam’s totally a sacrifice isn’t he, Celia is going to shove him in the rift to try and take her place

Celia avatar of the web I was not expecting that

What is stopping her 

Oh shit oh shit oh shit that’s the stranger

What The FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON?????!!!! Her voice is tape recorder. Oh shit this is the TMA Celia the fearless one that’s fucking Georgy

Did the archivist say it is time??? What happened to them What is going on?????

oh Alice good luck what ever you are going to find isn’t going to be pretty. What the fuck oh shit it’s the stone statement guy from earlier. We are the Hilltop what??????

Oh Gwen you are so unbelievably fucked but good for you day drinking.

GWEN!!! You don’t even know what the job does!!!! And you still fucking blackmailed your way into it. You are so screwed girl

Oh the glitched phone sounds that is so cool, looks like the connections breaking

What the fuck is that noise

Sam’s fucking gone

Yeah gone in the multiverse man

Dude what a fucking season 1

Honestly what a fucking episode it really did a good job of wrapping up the season. I’m honestly excited for what comes next. (Still no Annabelle cameo so :( but a girl can dream)

You know, out of everything a Dominatrix Hunt Grandma was distinctively NOT on my Magnus Protocol bingo card. Well played Alex well played

Do I have finals I should be studying for

Yes

Am I instead watching multiple POVs of the Wild Life series finale

Also yes

But man what a finale I had to watch like 3 people before I found out who won. But even then it’s was absolutely insane.

This whole season was peak

Currently eating drywall after the new Magnus Protocol episode

Gerry??!! Gertrude??!! GEORGIE?!!! What the FUCK is happening right now

I know people have been making horse girl Ragatha jokes since she mentioned missing her horses

But I think we’re all sleeping on the concept of cowgirl Ragatha

Like just picture it for just a minute

Actual reaction me and my friends had when watching the Minecraft movie

If you know the scene you know the scene

I can’t believe old man yaoi real

Gearing up for the Magnus Protocol tomorrow!

Can't wait more of my favorite sounds of unimaginable horror :)