I Would Read This If It Was A Fic 😭🙏

I find this hilarious and need a story written ASAP 😌🙏

‼️Peter Parker In Gotham Fic Idea‼️

A Peter Parker In Gotham fic but not the Tom Holland-Peter but the 20 year old Peter Parker who has both collage, work and patrol. Who shamelessly flirts with both Nightwing and Red Hood as Spider-Man but literally dies when meeting them out of costume.

The guy is used to Deadpool and is not impressed or shocked at anything the Bats do. You d!ed? Okay and? You k!lled somebody with a ballon? Sound believable. You stalked me? Okay, what do you want me to do about it?

He is tired and done with everyone’s sh!t, he will befriend your villains and your neighbours. He will stop a fight by treating to call your and your enemies parents. Does he have their numbers, yes.

Batman and the Joker fighting:

Spider-Man, a hand on his hip: Mr, do you want me to call your butler?

Batman: You don’t have his number.

Spider-Man, phone in hand: Are you sure?

Alfred: Mr Batman, get home it’s dinner

Joker: Wtf

Wait I forgot about the new body part?!

Also just holy shit I need to write approximately 50 more post-Nogitsune Stetopher fics.

I forgot that Peter was the one who came up with how to save Stiles.

I forgot that Chris was fully ready to kill Stiles to defeat the Nogitsune.

I also FULLY forgot that Stiles got a whole new body. This one fucks me up so badly I am so angry that I already wrote so many post-Nogitsune fics and didn't get to angst about Stiles' all new body.

Ahhh finally!!!

Banner and cover for WMMAP's novel...

If we want angsty, return home with Sebeks half sin. Their full fae.

OOF.

They even got the Zigvolt family scales too, which makes Sebek even more pissed. He's angry at even the mere idea that they would return to flaunt what they have and he doesn't. While, Lilia, Silver, and even Malleus himself are welcoming Yuu with open arms. Sebek is glaring at them nonstop.

Sebek sib!Yuu: Sebek-

Sebek: Cease your begging! I don't want to hear it!

Yuu, getting angry: I'm trying to talk to you! I'm back home and this is how you act?! Aren't you happy to see me?

Sebek: No. Now do me a favor and return to that other world, far away from me and Waka-sama.

lol could totally see this happening

Riddle was at a dorm leaders meeting, headed by Trein.

Riddle: Yuu is dating Rollo…

Idia and Azul: WHAT???!

Malleus, whose actually there: ...Child of Man is dating Flamme? Child of Man... Flamme. *teleports away*

Vil: Oh no.

Leona: Shit, he might actually kill him.

A very strong warning to Jamil~ 😨😜

*Jamil stared at the scene in horror and disbelief. In front of him was Kalim, drenched in his own pool of blood, with MC holding the dagger they had used to kill him.

*The Scarabia students were rendered speechless, not knowing what to do.*

Scarabia student A: C-Call a teacher!

*All of them scrambled out of their seats, wanting to escape that place. Soon, everyone had left except for MC and Jamil.*

Jamil: ...

Jamil: Why did you kill him... I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO KILL HIM!!!

MC: This was your desire, master. Are you not satisfied? *gives him an eerie smile*

Jamil: *an indescribable feeling washed over him, and he fainted soon after*

Professor Crewel: Viper! VIPER!

Jamil: !!!

Professor Crewel: *lets out a sigh of relief*

Jamil: Wh-Where am I...? *then remembers what happened earlier*

Jamil: Kalim! What happened to Kalim?!

Professor Crewel: Calm down. Al Asim is in the laundry room, getting the dye out of his clothes.

Jamil: Huh...?

MC: I’m sorry; I didn’t know you would pass out. I should have been more careful.

Jamil: ...

Professor Crewel: You caused a complete panic in Scarabia with your performance. Even the headmage was nearly convinced.

MC: That was made possible by Jamil, who gave me the reaction I needed. *smiles*

Jamil: ...

MC: *volunteered to accompany Jamil back to his dorm*

MC: I’d like to apologize again for disrupting your plans. You must be quite frustrated.

Jamil: ...

Jamil: What you did... it was meant as a warning, wasn't it?

MC: No, I merely presented a possible outcome—

MC: —of what could have happened if it failed.

Jamil: ...

Kalim: THAT WAS AMAZING!!! I WANNA DO IT AGAIN!

MC: ...

MC: For someone who's been through so many assassination attempts, you seem awfully enthusiastic about it.

MC: I thought you'd be upset.

Kalim: Haha! Maybe because it was fake!

Kalim: Actually, I enjoyed lying in that pool of fake blood!

MC: *chuckles* Would you like me to give you the ingredients and steps for making it?

Kalim: *grins* Yes! Can we do it now?

MC: Of course.

Vil: ...

Rook: What's on your mind, Roi du Poison?

Vil: ...

Vil: I'm convinced MC didn't do this just to create a teaching tool for the club members.

Rook: *amused smirk*

Rook: I agree. The execution was flawless, and everyone's reaction was genuine fear.

Vil: ...

Vil: Now I'm curious what Jamil did to deserve that.

Rook: *smiles*

Rook: We will never know.

Jamil: ...

Jamil: *remembers MC's eerie smile*

Jamil: I hope that wouldn't give me nightmares...

It looks so cuteeee!!! And aw grim being jealous lmao it’s okay grim you’ll always be our favorite puffball 🤗🫶

My design take for my yuusona, Yuuto <33

Needs a book ASAP 😭🙏

Imagine if Yuu was the tweels’ baby sibling. They were only a lil baby/fry when they disappeared. They could full on match Floyd’s manic energy but were able to be calculated like Jade. Instead of heterochromia their eyes are grey with a haunting gold ring around the pupils. They love squeezing and holding onto their big brothers (thus why Floyd has his habit) and were always curious about the world, especially the land (why Jade loves to explore and make terrariums). It was a horrible day when Yuu disappeared, it actually broke the Leech family. But now they’re back. And Yuu has to relearn their mer-folk ways, like how the octo-trio had to learn how to walk and other land things, cause the world they lived in had no magic/mermaids. But Yuu has always felt a pull to the ocean, especially eels and sea snakes.

Oh I could go on but I just love thinking of a trio of eels causing chaos. Especially how Yuu reacts to Azul (maybe a lil jealous of having the brothers attention but also Yuu could be just as manipulative). Omg Yuu flirts and the tweels get protective! Uh! I gotta stop now before I write a book :)

Poor Riddle, now there's a third one. Maybe they'll be tamer than their brothers-nope, nope, nope.

Jade and Floyd pick up the familiar scent even over the smells of everything else happening. But they're both doubting it until they hear that laughter that's a mix of theirs coming from the hooded figure watching everything.

"You're a hoot, little fishie!" The laughter is high like floyd's but carries that 'fufufu' of Jade's. "Causing all of this shit just because you wanna be a great mage!"

"I am gonna be a great mage!" Grim tries to avoid Riddle and Azul.

Floyd runs towards the figure with his arms high in the air. "LITTLE FRY!"

The figure whips around and Jade is met with the olive and gold ringed eyes of the infamous third leech sibling.

Yuu Leech grins wide, showing off their serrated teeth. "BIG FRY!"

Floyd scoops them up in a laugh as they swing around the still on fire room. Jade calmly joins them and snatches Yuu from Floyd.

"Yuu."

"J~" Yuu reaches for him and Jade wraps them up in a bone crushing hug. "I missed my brothers!"

Floyd joins in on the hug and the trio start laughing, very oblivious to the numerous frighten looks their way.

"T-there's three of them?" Riddle mutters.

"There's three of them." Azul sighs and places a hand on his fellow dorm leader's shoulder.

May the seven have mercy on anyone Yuu fancies. They have to deal with two overprotective brothers.

Well good luck to those boys lol

(Not the Kiss Au)

*Yuu, sets up the magicam livestream*

Yuu: Hello, today we are doing a lipstick try on an haul. I am Yuu and today this is my assistant Grim.

Grim:Nyahaha!Marvel at our livestream!

Yuu: And these are my other assistants Ace and Deuce

Ace: I was bribed to be here

Deuce: I'll do my best!

Yuu: Ok lets start!

Ace: So we are gonna try on the lipstick too?

Deuce: Hmm, theres a lot. Which one should I try first?

Yuu: Oh no...you guys won't be trying them. I will!

Ace: What are we gonna do then???

Yuu*mischievous smile*

*15 minutes later*

*Grim, Ace, and Deuce covered with kiss marks*

Yuu:*shows a lipstick to the camera* And there we have it. This one is the true Kiss proof, staining lipstick!

Grim: I look ridiculous !

Deuce:*hiding behind his hands blushing*

Ace:*Frozen and staring at the ceiling not believing his luck*

*Door to the dorm opens loudly*

*Sound of rushing footsteps towards the lounge*

Yuu: Oh...Hello dorm leaders...vice dorm leaders...friends...*looks at Octotrio* Acquiantances...Did something happen? Why did you all barge in?

lol I love this! 🤣

All would have ended at the Book 3 _(:3 」∠)_