Nope, Not Risking This. Life Is Already Trying To Kill Me

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

Download this easy DIY clothing repair guide (only 10 pages) from Uni of Kentucky

link to PDF

https://fcs-hes.ca.uky.edu/sites/fcs-hes.ca.uky.edu/files/ct-mmb-147.pdf

Giraffes should not be real

So... I was supposed to learn that Narwhals are, in fact, REAL ANIMALS by a Robins fanart in which Damian was dressed as one at my 20s or was someone of you gonna tell me???

Like, man, I need to apologize to a lot of people now...

Zoozve, my beloved

“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch