I Really Hate It When People Confuse The Terms “Canon”, “Headcanon” And “Alternate Universe”. 

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

You not alone

just saw Barbie so here are some (non-spoilery) highlights:

ken becoming DEEPLY obsessed with horses

MULTIPLE highly choreographed dance numbers that last for several minutes

kens job is beach

a tween calls Barbie a fascist (?????? ok screenwriters)

mojo dojo casa house

kens big mink coat having a HORSE THEMED LINING

i know we were deeply obsessed with the outfits but good god. the OUTFITS.

extensive Barbie lore

Barbie’s heart to heart with a lovely old woman

the kens building a wall

beaching one another off

KENS SONG THAT HE SINGS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

like twelve executives on one tandem bike

depression Barbie

ALLEN

i am kenough :)

gynecologist.

beautiful beautiful deeply camp coming of age story with layers and so much life. ive gained twenty new sewing projects from the opening shots of Barbieland alone. made my gf cry. 20/10

my favourite thing about barbie is that it’s got cishet men online screaming crying throwing up for men to have equal rights in barbieland

Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig

YOU GUYS JUST FUCKING IMAGINE HOW PISSES OFF MARCO HAD TO BE IN ORDER TO PUNCH STRAIGHT THROUGH A BITCH! i MEAN FUCK! EVEN IF HE IS A GOOP MONSTER MARCO WANTED TO KILL THE BASTARD! HE WAS READY TO KILL HIM!! GOD DAMN MARCO MY PRECIOUS BOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Open Rp

As someone who ran a movie theatre while Midsommar was running and regularly heard arguments in the lobby… this checks out.

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