I Know Most Of You Are Like “shut The Fuck Up And Draw Cats Instead Of Being Sorry For Not Doing That”

“you know what? maybe spending time with people you love is what gives your life meaning”

what does it mean to be barbie?

As someone who ran a movie theatre while Midsommar was running and regularly heard arguments in the lobby… this checks out.

i feel like everyone's really glossing over the fact that allan canonically killed someone. there is a doll IN CANON with a kill count. i love him

baby i fall in love again come every summertime

oh the misery, everybody wants to be my enemy ...

your honour their married and thats their child

backstabber :(

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

Can I request some Blind David art! I was reading fics about it and it's now my favorite AU!

im so sorry this took so long anon! Thank you for the request ilu and ya’ll need to check out @inthelittlegenny ‘s beautiful blind au fan fics!!!

beautiful scenes from the last two chapters. sHOUT OUT TO YA BOI JASPER

Ive had this huge image of David wearing and rocking women’s sunglasses and max being his ugly unsupportive self

sh we all know he’s just jelly

did

did you think i’d keep it fluff?Imagine how great terrible it’d be if David had nightmares about the event that got him blind and relives the pain / feels phantom pain from the dream and sometimes wakes up clawing at his face and wailing and Max has to too often help David calm down and hold him back from injuring himself 

;3c just a thought