What Does It Mean To Be Barbie?

How do you think Brandon uses his powers to impress A Real Magic Skeleton?

I believe on Brandon’s character sheet his special move or power was basically: MAULING 

So already that sounds pretty badass. 

But I mostly see Brandon trying to impress RMS by showing off how quickly he can bite hard food in two, like a candy jaw-breaker or something.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Can I request some Blind David art! I was reading fics about it and it's now my favorite AU!

im so sorry this took so long anon! Thank you for the request ilu and ya’ll need to check out @inthelittlegenny ‘s beautiful blind au fan fics!!!

beautiful scenes from the last two chapters. sHOUT OUT TO YA BOI JASPER

Ive had this huge image of David wearing and rocking women’s sunglasses and max being his ugly unsupportive self

sh we all know he’s just jelly

did

did you think i’d keep it fluff?Imagine how great terrible it’d be if David had nightmares about the event that got him blind and relives the pain / feels phantom pain from the dream and sometimes wakes up clawing at his face and wailing and Max has to too often help David calm down and hold him back from injuring himself 

;3c just a thought

Doctors never talk about that symptom of depression where the fanfic your reading is so good and aligns so well with your irl problems that you feel the whole in your chest yawn a little bit wider knowing as you read this glorious fantasy you’re subjecting yourself to the crushing truth that it will always remain just a fantasy. Happiness, so tantalizingly close, just enough for you to feel how *soft and warm* the happiness feels on the tips of your over extended fingers…gone the instant the story ends.

Also you’re so busy being sad you can’t fully hyperfixate on the amazing writing which is just not fair

(( ALRIGHT I DEBATED ON WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD POST THIS AND LIKE YOU GUYS LIKED MY REALLY SHITTY COVER OF BETTER THAN YOU SO UH HERE IS JASPER SINGING GHOST HUEHUEHUE GET IT? CAUSE HE IS A GHOST—– :’) ))

Check out this Blind AU fic !!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11968197?view_adult=true !!!!

Made by @inthelittlegenny ! I love it so far and i cant wait for more! Very well written and Dadvid is the best yes

Also be prepared for fan art ;3

i know most of you are like “shut the fuck up and draw cats instead of being sorry for not doing that” but like…. heres this instead of the content you followed me for

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine