Happy Valentine's And Uh, S4 Coming Out!

David: Wow, the stars are beautiful

Daniel: Yes

David: Y'know who else is beautiful?

Daniel: *blushes* Who?

David: Jasper.

me and my girlfriend were talking abt the funniest possible ladynoir reveal scenario. we agreed unanimously on “wedding day”

HAha Mamma’s got something planned babyyyyyy 

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i had to

in reference to this tweet: https://twitter.com/huntrixi/status/1677633543940481024?s=20

I heard someone call barbie disappointingly heterosexual and I've never disagreed with anything more strongly in my life

Head canon : When the doctors asked Nurf’s mom what they should write on the birth certificate , his mom (possibly a bit loopy on pain medication) attempted to insult the Doctor : something like ;

Nerf’s mom “*mumblemumble* -uKING GAYLORD” Doctor : *startled* A-Are you sure? Nerf’s mom : YEAH IM...im sure...you’re a *mumblemumble passes out*

and boom she decided to keep it because fuck it

but of course

thats just a theory

a really tired theory its 11 im dying

ATTENTION:

EITHER HIS NAME IS GAYLORD OR THATS WHAT HIS MOM CALLS HIM.

Note to myself im drawing the crap out of this

I have a teeny tiny AU idea

This say you was kind of a 1950s/ship vs ship au.

So it involves Jasper, David, and Daniel. So all of them are teens in high school.

David enjoys babysitting for families in his neighborhood. (The kids he babysits her the kids are the campers)

Jasper is David’s close friend who is a nice and sweet guy. He’s has the BIGGEST crush on David since they were young.

And then you got Daniel. In this au Daniel is your classic 1950s High school bad boy. He’s always up to something not good. If he’s not up to something bad he’s probably planning something bad. So Daniel tries flirting up David all the time. Always trying to get him to go on a date with him or something. David finds him kinda cute but always rejects his offer for a date.

So basically it’s your basic ‘May the best man get the girl/guy’ story.

PS sorry I’ve been posting here so much. :(

i love weird barbie