Sigma Guinea Pig Agenda

I'm gonna "aggressively" boop Catzai on the nose.

unsettling little creature

Day 1: Chuunyaa

(Quick explanation: this past week kind of steamrolled me into a pancake, so I am doing an extremely self indulgent thing to help my brain feel better — for every day from now until Dazai’s birthday, I’m gonna draw a different Dazai from a fic I’ve written. First one is Dazai from the silly cat fic!)

NEED

do you like my 2 keychain designs??

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y'all went so crazy that no one paid attention to this-

Story-wise, I do not want Dazai to just show up and save the day again

Emotionally though, I want Dazai to show up and beat the shit of Fyodor for what he just pulled with Atsushi

therapist: so, what is dazai to you? chuuya: the reason i wake up every morning therapist: ... that’s adorable. dazai earlier that morning, barging into chuuya′s room while smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!!

I am a Kunikida had an emo phase truther and so just image Katai getting bribed by Dazai to give him a picture of Kunikida as a teenager.

Dazai's expecting dorky nerdy Kunikida in a suit or sweater vest at some school event.

What he gets instead is Kunikida yelling at a cop at a protest. His hair is in a high ponytail, with streaks of purple in it.

He's wearing a jean jacket filled with pins and patches. Fishnet gloves and flipping off said cop with one hand. And holding his notebook in the other.

Dazai is just staring, jaw dropped while Katai snorts in amusement.

Dazai's just like... I was robbed! We were robbed!

yk.. bc he's old and knows the og stuff ._ .

ronmort 1950s meetcute

addendum:

i hate these idiots