It's canon that the reason dazai survived many of his attempt was because Mori was keeping him alive which sounds like a full-time job
I know it's cheesy but I love the trope where the character falls in love after hearing their crush laugh or smile- it's literally so cuteee🥰💖🥰💖
Here's a silly bonus doodle:
He's so down bad for dazai lmao-
a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic
y!adazai who had a wet dream ‘bout you and he can’t help himself, in his defense he tried to get himself off without using anything that belongs to you or just you in particular, he says he feels guilty. ( he’s a liar ) but he can’t cum, he just can’t cum without either staring at a picture of you or wanking himself off with ur stuff !!! so he pays a friendly visit to your dorm and of course he had to refrain himself from fucking you awake because he has a reputation to hold and he makes himself seem as a ‘nice guy’ towards you. but he swears he did. that was until he catches a glimpse of the folds peeking through your panties and he lost it, he really wishes it didn’t have to be this way. so when you were fast asked this man could not help himself and slid your pantie to the side and indulge himself in your taste, but he made sure you were fast asleep. of course you were, which he’s so thankful of and he’s humping on the bed to get himself off.
and of course he doesn’t forget to take a picture of your cunt , he’s going to use that for later purposes. what a gross freak.
🎬 anon
Yes omg he's so gross.... he spends so much time thinking about you and jerking off into your stuff that he slowly loses the ability to cum on his own. So if he doesn't have anything that smells enough like you to tip him over he has to break into your room, looking at you while he fists his achey cock or getting into bed with you, smelling your hair and humping your ass. Of course, sometimes Dazai feels generous! He can't be the only one enjoying himself after all, it's only fair that he repays you. He's very careful when getting your clothes off and positioning you, sighing when he spreads your thighs and sees your pretty pussy on display for him. Even worse if you're already wet, even if it's just a little bit it'll make him lose his mind. He loses himself in your taste and smell, rubbing his cheek against your thigh and sucking on your clit to feel it twitch in his mouth, licking up your mess and letting it drip down his chin while he humps your mattress like a dog. He probably won't realise he's creamed his pants, too lost in your sweet cunt, still rutting his hips and making a mess of his underwear. He won't stop until you've cum, gently licking you clean and moaning at your taste, patting your inner thighs dry with a fresh pair of your underwear that he pockets before disappearing back into the night.
Yandere beast Dazai crumbs…..? 👉🏾👈🏾
oh godddddddd yan beastzai would literally be a monster i'm sorry like. however bad pmzai is, beastzai is 10000000x worse, particularly in like a waterloo-esque au if his partner dies in other universes like. u will not see the light of day ever again. like don't get me wrong, he will spoil you and treat you like a queen—this man would burn or gift you nations if u so pleased—but you will NOT ever be leaving his penthouse. and if you try he'll get so distressed, spirals into huge episode, asking why he isn't enough for you, begging you to just stay with him, saying that he would do anything for you, he doesn't know why nothing he does is ever enough.
@weewooooweew I'm looking at you, if you like the stuff I write then you'll probably like these as they are the fics that got me to start writing in general
^chuuya getting the comfort he deserves
^don't even know where to start with this one but god it's amazing (get the tissues in preparation)
^Ranpo and Ed t4t comfort, always a good read after a bad day
^oh god, this one, yeahh this one gets me right in the abandonment issues
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So these are my works, hope you'd like it
i feel like all of bsd could’ve been avoided if fyodor just admitted he has a thing for being tied up. girlie you can just say that you don’t have to keep crafting intricate plans where you turn yourself in. it’s okay
Day 1: Chuunyaa
(Quick explanation: this past week kind of steamrolled me into a pancake, so I am doing an extremely self indulgent thing to help my brain feel better — for every day from now until Dazai’s birthday, I’m gonna draw a different Dazai from a fic I’ve written. First one is Dazai from the silly cat fic!)
After the release of the new chapter, I am imagining the charecters just scrolling the internet and finding out about the horrors of the newest chapters and then going like : THANK GOD! I AM SELF-AWARE. And then going to appreciate GL even more cuz why not. And thanking them for their Self-Awareness.
Imagine GL who like doesn't know about the new chapter is like: huh? Why this again?
Self-Aware! BSD Characters x GN! Reader
Warnings: OOC. English is my second language. Somewhat spoilery. Short
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It was a rare sign.
Everyone was gathered in the living room to hang out, and, for the first time, you won't join them.
"[Y/N], are you sure, that you don't want to read new chapters with us?" Dazai tilted his head. He pet the couch seat near him. "Come on, sit right here, next to me!"
You shook your head.
"Sorry, Osamu, but I won't sit next to you." You tried to ignore Dazai's quiet disappointed whine. Then You noticed, how Nikolai perked up. You quickly responded. "I also won't sit next to you, Kolya."
You tried to ignore Kolya's disappointed whine. Before more invitations came, you raise your hands.
"Everyone, I would love to join you, but I need to wake up early tomorrow to finish the university project."
Quiet murmurs filled the room, but, it seems, you can go to bed.
"Good Night, everyone. See you at the morning."
You went to your room. And BSD Cast started to read last chapters then "missed" due to them coming to Real World.
Starting from chapter 105.
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Normally, you would wake up in the morning, because of the smell of coffee and Nikolai's cheerful voice.
Today you woke up, because of the smell of coffee and Nikolai's sobbing. You immediately jumped up from the bed. Fighting dizziness, you asked
"Um... Kolya... Are you... Umf…" you were crushed in a hug. After that, immediately came multiple kisses on the cheek from Nikolai. You awkwardly pet the top of his head.
"Thank you, thank you, thank you... Thank you for being Reader, Our Guiding Light. For making us self-aware!"
You felt, there was something you are missing.
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The moment you stepped outside your room, you got another bone crushing hug, this time, from Sigma, and a few shy nose kisses.
"[Y/N], we don't say that enough, but we are so grateful, that you were born. Thank you for existing."
[Y/N].exe stopped working
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You went to first floor. Made few steps in the detection of the kitchen.
You weren't surprised, when you were tackled to the ground by Dazai. He whispered, between forehead kisses, he started giving you.
"Precious. You are so precious. We love you so much. We will be grateful for you for all eternity."
You wondered what exactly happened, while you were sleeping, and how many hugs you will get.
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You barely made a step inside the dining room, when you were picked up by Bram. He planted a small kiss on your hand.
"Thou are the greatest blessing, that could ever come to our lives."
[Y/N].exe stopped working again
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You spend breakfast with Aya and Teruko cheering for every smallest thing you have ever done.
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The moment you left the dining room, you were engulfed in a gentle hug by Fukuzawa. He softly kissed the top of your head.
"We will never be able to pay you for everything you have done to us, Dear [Y/N]."
Did they forget, that they have already thanked you for being a good reader when they just came to the real world?
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You were in the middle of working on the project, when Fukuchi hugged you from behind and hugged you. He gave you a squeeze, a quick peck on a cheek and left.
What happened in the last manga chapters? Was it that bad?
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You were taking a little rest, when Ranpo burst into the room, holding all his snacks. He put on your lap and quickly peck your nose.
"You deserve every good thing in this world!"
You probably should speak to Ayatsuji later. He shouldn't be affected too much by whatever happened in the manga.
Probably.
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It's not like it was unusual for BSD Cast to show you their love, or gave you positive affirmations. But, you can bet your tooth, that today there was another reason.
Otherwise, you can't explain, why Kunikida was trembling, while hugging you right now, while promising to bring the whole world to your feet.
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"Only ask, and I will go to the end of the world to make you happy. I will tear your enemies into pieces. I will make the world pay for making you unhappy!" Junchirou looked determined, while hugging you.
"Um... Junchirou, ease your hold, [Y/N] can't breathe!" Naomi was trying to get you away from the bear hug.
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You were sitting in the living room with everyone.
Your lap was full of Atsushi. He was trembling, while you were petting his head.
"Thank you, thank you for not letting me do another terrible mistake..."
"Okay, that's enough!" Finally snapped you. You won't let anyone from BSD Cast to talk down to themselves. "Can someone, finally, explain what is going on?"
Ayatsuji took his pipe from his mouth.
"Let me start with the chapter 105 of Bungou Stray Dogs..."