Bsd 118 Spoilers

Been bored so here's some bsd characters as textposts

a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic

Fanfic writers say “bad writing” and drops the most toe curling mouth watering shit ever

strip game part 2!!

[part 1!]

I have a headcannon that Kunikida has a history of getting into trouble with law enforcement, a lot.

The whole "My ideals do not vibe with the law but fuck that I'm doing it anyway. Just try and stop me."

So I'm thinking about the Agency freaking out over Kunikida getting arrested in the Cannabalism arc.

Everyone's forsaking out cept Yosano and Ranpo. Because they've busted Kunikida out of jail too many times to count.

Yosano: hears Atsushi's explanation Oh is that all?

Atsushi: How are you guys so calm?!

Yosano: This used to be our typical Tuseday. All we need is Katai and it'll be the old days all over again.

Atsushi:... Huh...

Yosano: You ready Ranpo?

Ranpo: dusts off a briefcase It's time for me to shed my detective hat. And resume my position as the world's best lawyer, Atsushi you shall be my assistant.

Atsushi: You know what sure, why not. Dazai's gonna be so mad he missed this.

Yosano: snorts That he will, should we get Katai to film it?

Ranpo: grins Naturally, this is my grand return of course.

Yosano: amused Of course, come on let's go get him out before Kunikida starts another prison brawl.

Atsushi: I want to say that'd suprise me, but no I can see it happening.

osamuisms

dazai x fem!reader drabble

dazai is fidgety. not a surprise to anyone who has ever interacted with the man. a lot of times, not even in a romantic way. atsushi often gets hair ruffles, kunikida has found dazai toying with the dividers on the tabs for cases, mindlessly clicking his pen.. so many little quirks. sometimes new ones emerged for a little bit, old ones came back up.. and so on.

when the two of you were just friends, you noticed these behaviours. annoying? most certainly not, these little things that make humans.. human are wonderfully spectacular will definitely never be annoying. closer to interesting, a close cousin of being anomalous. that would be a better word. at cafe uzumaki, the belt of his coat is always undone as he would thoughtlessly roll it up over and over again as he spoke about whatever piqued his interests that day.

possibly, it was the way the part of his bandages on his (usually left) wrist were frayed after a little while as his long fingers found their way to pull at them as he was deep in thought. once the two of you started dating though, what used to be mannerisms that only applied to certain things - they evolved to you.

any jewellery you wear? consider them toys to twist around as he holds your hand as you explain your point in a meeting as he adds in "mhm"s and "hm.."s towards your ideas and explanations. you're wearing sunglasses? if you hand them to him for a second any detailing on the sides will be traced over by his thumb at least a dozen times. trying to do your hair? he is behind you playing with it.

these weren't necessarily anxious or paranoid figures of showing his emotions, just little.. 'osamuisms' as they became known in your household. and these osamuisms stealthily crept their way towards you. osamuisms embedded themselves in your routine.

waking up and finding the hem of the shirt he is wearing and tracing small drawings onto it with your eyes still shut? osamuism. following the tales of his scars that graced his body? osamuism. knowing how many freckles and moles are on his body? osamuism. playing with one end of his coat belt while he plays with the other? osamuism. playing with his fingers as you do any task?? osamuism.

osamuisms were infectious, a malady no antibiotics could jettison. catch an osamuism? you're stuck with it for life! legend has it an osamuisms only cure is to drown it out with another osamuism. either way, goodluck !!

You know what would be fun? If Fyodor pulled this dying in a helicopter crash scheme a little longer, if we were allowed to live in a false sense of security for like 20 more chapters and we started noticing there is something really off with Bram, that he's getting a little more sick with every appearance and that sense of security would slowly morph into sense of dread once we realise something is growing inside him. And THEN we'd get the whole triparty singularity culmination.

Twink death of the century

The light leaving his eyes completely after Atsushi sacrifices himself I’m going insane

y!adazai who had a wet dream ‘bout you and he can’t help himself, in his defense he tried to get himself off without using anything that belongs to you or just you in particular, he says he feels guilty. ( he’s a liar ) but he can’t cum, he just can’t cum without either staring at a picture of you or wanking himself off with ur stuff !!! so he pays a friendly visit to your dorm and of course he had to refrain himself from fucking you awake because he has a reputation to hold and he makes himself seem as a ‘nice guy’ towards you. but he swears he did. that was until he catches a glimpse of the folds peeking through your panties and he lost it, he really wishes it didn’t have to be this way. so when you were fast asked this man could not help himself and slid your pantie to the side and indulge himself in your taste, but he made sure you were fast asleep. of course you were, which he’s so thankful of and he’s humping on the bed to get himself off.

and of course he doesn’t forget to take a picture of your cunt , he’s going to use that for later purposes. what a gross freak.

🎬 anon

Yes omg he's so gross.... he spends so much time thinking about you and jerking off into your stuff that he slowly loses the ability to cum on his own. So if he doesn't have anything that smells enough like you to tip him over he has to break into your room, looking at you while he fists his achey cock or getting into bed with you, smelling your hair and humping your ass. Of course, sometimes Dazai feels generous! He can't be the only one enjoying himself after all, it's only fair that he repays you. He's very careful when getting your clothes off and positioning you, sighing when he spreads your thighs and sees your pretty pussy on display for him. Even worse if you're already wet, even if it's just a little bit it'll make him lose his mind. He loses himself in your taste and smell, rubbing his cheek against your thigh and sucking on your clit to feel it twitch in his mouth, licking up your mess and letting it drip down his chin while he humps your mattress like a dog. He probably won't realise he's creamed his pants, too lost in your sweet cunt, still rutting his hips and making a mess of his underwear. He won't stop until you've cum, gently licking you clean and moaning at your taste, patting your inner thighs dry with a fresh pair of your underwear that he pockets before disappearing back into the night.