Oh, Ill Take Care Of Em Alright ! 🍳

No wonder Moonwater work so well as friends. Regulus is the type of person to call you a piece of shit, and Remus will elaborate on exactly why you're a piece of shit.

older momo hcs

Sirius:"regulus stop lying!"

Regulus:"I'M NOT"

James:"give it up Reggie, everyone knows that you love Remus more than you love all the gryffindors combined"

Regulus:"THAT IS SOOOO NOT TRUE"

Regulus:*puts a hand on Remus's shoulder*

Regulus:"I love all of you Remus and not Remus's equally"

Okay okay hear me out: everyone knows baratie. Baratie is famous across all the blues and grandline for their amazing food, crazy staff and the fact theyre basicly the only seafarring restaurant (others have tried but failed cause it was simply to wild for them)

so! Everyone from warlords to top bountys to admiral goes there once in a while to eat and it also becomes a neutral ground enforced by the staff

Who's the one serving most of these dangerous powerful people? Kid sanji, tiny eggplant. And they enjoy the bratty kid serving them that most people actually ask for him. They teach him a few things as well because honestly hes their nephew at that point

So when he joins the strawhat he seemingly knows almost everyone they come across much to the confusion of his nakama and the regualar baratie guests are just hoping they don't get banner for life by fighting sanji

Congrats! Nephew!Sanji is now a thing and he has been adopted by the ENTIRE world...mostly. This is so fucking funny to me.

Sanji just wants to be cooking, he's like twelve when the head waiter comes back and says someone is asking for Sanji to wait on them. Sanji just groans and curses that he's busy but Zeff kicks him out so he's pouting the whole way to the table. First it's the Admirals and Vice Admirals. Then individual Warlords. Pirates with bounties higher than the amount of money Sanji will ever see in his life.

When Sanji kicks unruly guests some will correct his posture. Some will pat his shoulder or ruffle his hair. Sanji grumbles the entire time every time it happens until he sets sail. Zeff gets letters routinely from the people Sanji runs into, not from Sanji himself. The crew always looks at Sanji with questioning looks every time someone knows him.

Like Garp. Or Crocus. Crocodile. Rayleigh. After the time skip Sanji thinks he's free of running into people who know him but finds that almost all the supernovas have eaten at Baratie at some point while he was there and he wants to scream.

Zeff has a cork board in his office divided straight down the middle, one side has the letters of those no longer permitted to eat at Baratie the other has the letters of those who can. Luffy's poster is split in half and has a piece pinned to each side but Zoro's is firmly on the "not allowed" side after how much time the crew spent scrubbing his blood off the deck.

lesbaguettes rights

TwiceBitten AU

Okarun was attacked first after they left the Arcade, a giant snarling shadow slammed into him and dragged him away into the brush. Okarun's pained cry and the big splatter of blood he left behind is enough to send Momo into a panic.

She's so focused on getting to Okarun that she doesn't sense the old vampire looming behind her. it's cold hands dart out and snatch her in seconds, tilting her neck before painfully digging it's teeth in her flesh.

Momo can feel her blood being drained away, and no matter how much she struggles, she cannot focus enough to throw the monster off her. Knowing she doesn't have much time left, and honestly kind of pissed off, she uses the last of her strength to surge forward and bite the vampire's neck.

The action catches the vampire off guard, who drops her before clutching the bloodied wound on it's neck in shock. Using the moment to her advantage, Momo uproots a light-pole and impales the vampire into the building behind them before darting off after Okarun.

The bloodloss is affecting her badly, and she's stumbling more than she is running, but she doesn't need to go far when she finds Okarun being pinned to the ground by a giant beast. It's jaws are snapped shut on his shoulder and god, there is so much blood...

She uproots the biggest tree near her and slams it into the monster, who wails in agony before thankfully running off. With black dots in her vision, Momo tries her best to wrap Okarun's shoulder, which looks so bad, and he's not waking up- !

That was the last thing Momo remembers before passing out. Lucky for her, she and Okarun are found moments later by Rokuro, who felt Momo's psychic distress and came over to investigate. He takes them back home where they are able to recover.

(Since Momo drank the old vampires blood when she bite him, she accidentally fulfilled the requirement to become a vampire herself. Now the sun is WAY too bright, She craves blood and can longer taste regular food, and her hearing is WAY too good, which means LOTS of headaches!

One cool thing she can do though, is climb up walls and stand upside down from the ceiling just like Spiderman. Oh, and she's got SUPER ninja stealth now too!)

(When full, Momo looks mostly human, (besides her pointed ears and slightly sharper teeth.) but when she starts to get hungry again, her human features will fade, and she'll becoming more ghoulish and monstrous looking. She does NOT like to be seen like this.)

(Oki is the plush Okarun won for Momo at the Arcade before they were attacked. Momo adores it.)

(Momo's hair and nails grow unnaturally fast now, so she has long hair most often)

I think It’d be really funny if luffys growth spurt just happened out of nowhere really quickly. Like one day (Lusan are already dating) Sanji wakes up and luffys face is right at where his face is and he’s like, weird??? But maybe he’s like scooted up. But then he can feel luffy legs where his are ??? He starts getting out of the bed and out of his arms and is shaking Luffy to wake up and luffys tired and a little annoyed sanjis waking him up this early he stand up rubbing his eye and he’s like whattttt Sanjis just in aw because they’re at eye level right now. Luffy who was just 5’8 yesterday is now probably exactly 5’11 at sanji height. It takes Luffy a sec to notice and at first he thinks his body is just stretching out or something so he tires to put it back but it just doesn’t work and he’s like whoaaaa, Sanji were the same height now! Hey I can kiss you without having to reach up to you now! He kisses sanji and Sanji just giggles. Chopper probably explains about how his devil fruit has something to do with his late growing. And then maybe a few nights later it happenes again. Sanji wakes up and he feels his head laying in between luffys shoulders and neck, again Sanji forces him out of bed and now he has to look up to Luffys who’s now 6’5. Sanji probably has a little tantrum that it’s not fair Luffys getting taller (he secretly likes it) and then like maybe a couple years later is when Luffy just wakes up one day and he’s 7’5. But like it would also be funny if luffy doesn’t acknowledge he’s wayyyy bigger now, like he still has the same mannerisms so it’s just like this 7 foot guy jumping and slinging around, or like he still likes to have his arms around Sanji when he’s cooking but now he like towers over him and his hands are WAY bigger now too so it does something to Sanji when they’re on his waist. 🫢

Anyways silly Tall Luffy thoughts, there were more but I can’t remember anymore😓

Do you guys think that when Zoro's sleeping next to Sanji, that Sanji would play with his earings a little? :)

zoro being misogynistic towards sanji is very much hysterical

Every time i see blonde guy quotes I think of Zoro saying them about Sanji lmao