"CIAO"

i volunteer to be the hostage, because if he gets traded i'm going to kms anyways, so it might as well be to send a message!

if mitch marner doesnt get to stay with the leafs im killing the hostage

could you imagine The Narrative if max went to ferrari but they sent charles to red bull in return

leafs game starts soon, chat how are we feeling, crushing victory or embarrassing loss

well. we almost got to enjoy that lead.

the habs for 80% of every fucking game for some reason :

mitch's "hey!" and stolie's "heyyy!!!!" and immediate detour to hug him waow.. that's my goalie lover and lover of goalies

"don't allow the montreal canadiens to get any oxygen" -sportsnet announcers

unstoppable force (sjs whimsy) vs immovable wall (stolie the goalie)

help

leafs are wearing green, domi scores a goal, who even is this team

they sent mitchy flying into the net D: