Listen The Khusnutdinov Clearly Thought Twice About Of Starting Something With The King's Goaltender,

first ollie's whole weekend disaster, now isack's outlap, it seems someone has placed a curse on the rookies and now i fear greatly for the remaining ones

manifesting an ivan demidov hat trick (i'm delusional) (but based on the game so far i might not be wrong!)

Macklin Celibrini's No Good Very Bad Day (lost to the rangers 6-1 then got his car hit by their bus)

don't tell me the flyers are 0/31 on their power play that just makes me more terrified that we'll choke

kimi antonelli p1 i'm screenshotting this then heading to sleep

flying high, dopamine is rushing through my veins, i am a god amongst men and i will never die

(this is all because of mitchy marner's goal)

"CIAO"

NYLANDER POWER PLAY GOAL OMG

dare i feel...hopeful??

"those two are inside each others brains"

high sticking marner?? he's a mouse maybe keller just mistook mitchy for the puck.

that being said, jail time.