MARNER TO MATTHEWS OF COURSE, BECAUSE WHO ELSE WHEN WE NEEDED IT MOST

they really just. let a guy lurk in the middle of the ice in front of sway. entirely unguarded. a unique and bold strategy.

"has anyone been hotter than Nick Suzuki" -sportsnet announcer

Awarding Meows. It just rolls off the tongue.

Awing Meadows

#penguins knock off names to see them all

YUKI AND GASLY NO

NICKY BOBBY VENGEANCE

DEMIDOV GOAL?!

(oh no they zoomed in on connar bedard immediately afterwards. gods above the narratives are at work)

equally awful: pov you are the steering wheel. just stare lovingly into the eyes of your chosen driver. don't even worry about the race.

I don’t like the camera angle where it’s like a "pov: you’re a silly little guy sitting on the front wing of an f1 car" like no put me down I don’t want to sit here

COMEDY

mitch marner (couldn't pronounce "encyclopedia") vs george russel (casually using "audacious" in the middle of a race)

*alarm goes off* MITCHY'S AT 99 POINTS

not to alarm anyone but mitchy’s at 99 points