Macklin Celibrini's No Good Very Bad Day (lost to the rangers 6-1 then got his car hit by their bus)
they sent mitchy flying into the net D:
the only one tripping are the refs because what do you mean that was a trip
"He's one of the hottest players in the league" -sportsnet announcers
unstoppable force (sjs whimsy) vs immovable wall (stolie the goalie)
help
2 minutes delay of game to the refs for not being able to figure out how the penalty clock works
"Marner picks it up" oh yeah well mitchy could PICK ME UP ANYTIME HE'D LIKE YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL PUCK-- *i get sprayed at with water and hiss, retreating into the shadows*
don't tell me the flyers are 0/31 on their power play that just makes me more terrified that we'll choke
who's this #8 guy who hasn't been on the ice for a minute this game. should i feel bad for him. cause this feels. uh. harsh.
do you wanna see my wounds from being nailed to the cross or are we not chill like that yet
very leafs behavior so far
i thought our team's power play was a train wreck then the broadcast pulled up the flyer's 0/31 stat