"we Would Have Never Met."

least favourite one.

I don't give a shit, I can just portal to other dimensions. Fuck both of you.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

oh god, how do I even begin to explain this..

w-well we- we uh. when you were drunk and I was trying to calm you down, we.. we kissed.. and then things uh.. escalated..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

something to put your dick in: cowboy hat stuffed with butter

Depending on the height of the hat, it's not as good. The butter is alright

6/10

Hi Z! 🩵

REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA (2008) directed by Darren Lynn Bousman 

TRUTH + Stuffed crust pizza or pineapple pizza, which one.

Stuffed crust. I don't like how pineapple tastes or feels. eugh.

OOC // thanks for the ask :D

Do we approve of the before and after

derpy comic lol by lebzpel

First panel: From the the mists of time of your own darkness I’ve come to look for a gift to humanity Second panel: And you don’t say my name… Third panel: …Tough you know very well who I am Fourth: Of your arrogance and hate… I am the accumulated reflex