*He Jumps Up And Slices Into Ez's Torso, Revealing Ez's Ribcage. He Attempts To Stab Him Again, But Misses.*

iijs jjudf thrbew uipp..

aiii took somqm aliebwb frugs fron rewkkk... everttyjyjynds slspninng

If he's gonna be an asshole, I'm gonna be an asshole. Deal with it, shortie.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

fuck u

Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.

MORTY?? You're on Tumblr???? Jesus fuck, where even are you these days?

Im so sorry for leaving you at the Citadel. I know we aren't really close anymore.. so.

@rickz6725 Where did you put my flask? I can’t find it anywhere.

ooc// ILL GIVE YOU FOOD , WHATEVER DRINK U WANT, AND FREE WIFI JUST DONT BE SAD :(

Your My new friend Im totally not holding You hostage/ooc

Ooc// erm ackshually im holding YOU hostage in my basement ☝️🤓

ohhhkaay.. 💔 ii hopr Val is oekay..

@rickz6725 @anotherc137rick

i got in a crash. i won’t be home for a while.

I’m so sorry.

Repo: The Genetic Opera. Best/worst movie ever

it is currently raining and its getting all over my phone but thats okay because im on my repo tumblr grind ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

WE ARE SO BACK🔥🔥🔥🔥