"Will He Live?"

me when people call nathan a system even though there's absolutely no way he is

And I only say that because he can switch in and out of his Repo persona at will

Plus he never lost his memory. He remembers very well what he does.

In general it pisses me off when people say he's a system

just saw the worst take in the entire fandom. pull the plug on me please

oh god, how do I even begin to explain this..

w-well we- we uh. when you were drunk and I was trying to calm you down, we.. we kissed.. and then things uh.. escalated..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

hlep

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Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty, 2013)

List Of Archetypes

Controversial

GILF

Distinctive Voice

Fanon Splintering

Intelligence

Mad Scientist

Oncelerization

Pansexual

Unkempt

Neurodivergent

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ooc// ILL GIVE YOU FOOD , WHATEVER DRINK U WANT, AND FREE WIFI JUST DONT BE SAD :(

Your My new friend Im totally not holding You hostage/ooc

Ooc// erm ackshually im holding YOU hostage in my basement ☝️🤓

Oh geez, I'm really sorry about what happened to you man. Are you alright? Need any help or anything? If you're up for it, you could come hang out with me and Hologram Rick. You know, just to take your mind off things for a bit. No pressure, man, I understand if you need some space

YOUR RICK ALMOST FUCKING PUNCHED ME IN THE EYE HELP.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

*He attempts to sit back up, leaning towards Val.*

i know things are hard right now. you have to trust me when I say it will get better. I know it's a stupid thing to say, but.. I'm not lying. You made my life better. You picked me up off the streets like a hurt kitten, and you helped me get back up on my own two feet.

I love you, Valentine.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

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