Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨
You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!
Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.
The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!
But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.
But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!
That's all for now from the factory.
More updates to come soon! Til then.
- Willy Wonka 🍫
Curious. What was your favorite character that you ever played and why?? :)
Answer:
Ding ding ding! (Certain people are going to be pissed at me for not saying Vic' or Dante). Lol. All of my characters have a special place in my heart, though. The reasons why (among others):
I'm very much into sci-fi, I like fantasy & exploration so being able to become an imp & experience this completely alternate universe was really fun. 🌿
The wardrobe, as always, was my favorite part. Do I really need to explain this one? Lol. ✨
CGI effects/inserts. CGI & inserts can be dope as hell when it's done right. It's always impressive. 🧡
The magic. Omg, the magic. The battles. The adventure. The adorable racially diverse villagers & their huts. 💚
I love the character development - how his indifference, immaturity & mischievousness later led to leadership, badassness & loyalty. Fun fact: I cut my hair for this. He was supposed to originally have red hair but instead of dyeing my entire head we went with highlights because I didn't want my hair red for eons, I had other things to do. 🍃
So yeah, these are a few of my favorite things.
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Adolph Hirémy-Hirschl, 1860-1933
The birth of Venus, n/d, oil on canvas, 109x227 cm
Private Collection
I saw this happen this morning when I was trying to sleep. I thought it was a dream...I think I will be staying in my castle tonight 🏰
Happy belated! 🎂
I was offline yesterday. But I received a lot of lovely bday wishes, more than I can answer individually cause I don't wanna spam everyone's dash. Thank you for all the warm bday wishes, even if I didn't screenshot yours (couldn't fit em all)! I'm still hungover & have a lot of post bday & wedding planning stuff to do so I'm gonna go recharge! 😂 Cheers, gracias & bye! 💖💖
You gotta teach me your petty ways so I can have sassy and mean clapbacks ready like you do, cuz from what i seen you win fights with ease 💀
Of course! It's all about sarcasm, delivery and wordplay. But this isn't something that everybody can do, see you gotta have the sass and be able to execute it perfectly. ☝️
Indoor plants 🌱
Beautiful girls are seldom happy, intelligent boys are seldom beautiful.
Do u think this is true?
That's a Chinese proverb, isn't it? I don't think beauty has much to do with intelligence. Beauty is subjective as well, so what would be considered beautiful, honestly? Are we talking about people who happen to fit society's vain standard of outer beauty? In that case, I've met beautiful girls who are happy & intelligent guys who are handsome. There are so many people in the world, happiness is more common than one would think. Even if that happiness is just coming home to a hot meal or achieving a small goal & being content with it. Happiness, sadness & intelligence don't have distinct appearances. Being beautiful &/or intelligent definitely doesn't mean life is harder or easier for you, either. So no, I definitely don't believe that's true, anon. I hope that whoever you are you're happy, though. 🧡
Thank for taking one for the team sis! Lol!!
You literally look just like willy wonka like wtf can you give me your Instagram @ please??? Duke Depp ain't got shi on you I feel stupid for asking for your personal things but ilysfm BYEEE😭😭😭😭
What?! I am Willy Wonka. Don't be silly.☝️
My Instagram allegedly isn't very appropriate, unfortunately. Too much chocolate footage with "sensual" music put over it gives people the wrong idea. Aheh...
But I'm sure if you're a good insta-browser you could easily find it.
Lmao you ok?
Posting throwbacks from prison HAhaHAha