🍄🍂 Hey! Happy Fall! 🍂🍄

This thread 😂😂😂

Do you have a gf? :)

Looks like I do now.

Lol, jk.

No you don't, trust me lol

Do you fuck pans

Again, you kids and your terms. You'll have to explain to me what that means. And that's such a horrid way of putting it.

Beautiful girls are seldom happy, intelligent boys are seldom beautiful.

Do u think this is true?

That's a Chinese proverb, isn't it? I don't think beauty has much to do with intelligence. Beauty is subjective as well, so what would be considered beautiful, honestly? Are we talking about people who happen to fit society's vain standard of outer beauty? In that case, I've met beautiful girls who are happy & intelligent guys who are handsome. There are so many people in the world, happiness is more common than one would think. Even if that happiness is just coming home to a hot meal or achieving a small goal & being content with it. Happiness, sadness & intelligence don't have distinct appearances. Being beautiful &/or intelligent definitely doesn't mean life is harder or easier for you, either. So no, I definitely don't believe that's true, anon. I hope that whoever you are you're happy, though. 🧡

~ Moon gates

your instagram reached 126k lol k bye lol

P.s: i miss your rock band and your singing, bring back dead@6am and I miss your pretty face and would like a photo k bye

Thank you for telling me! I haven't been on Instagram in like four days, lol. ☺️

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I've been super busy so I haven't had time to do anything, but I will commit to that again. Sometime soon. Meanwhile, here's my face:

Thanks for calling me pretty, pretty. 🖤

Mr. Wonka. I know you're busy baking with Miss Cocoa, but Alice still wants to come to the barbeque at your factory the weekend, she insists you unban her immediately and talk to her directly. There's just nothing I can do to convince her otherwise. I'm sorry

palette painting

I'm a trash hoe saving your pics

Jesus Christ you hot af mk?

bye

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Good morning, folks! Rise and shine, wipe the boogers from your eyes! It's show and tell time! ✨

You guys ever had chocolate soda? No? Then you're in luck!

Behold! The Berry Berry room. This very room is specially designed for soda pop creations beyond the wildest flavors. Everything from Root Beer to Chocolate Berry Blast. Which just so happens to be the new flavor we're still processing through our machine.

The Export and Float machine (above) fills every 12 oz bottle up with some of Wonka's magic ingredients!

But as you can see, we've tried it at least two hundred times and every bottle of soda came out a bit differently. In wonky shapes and sizes. So this is still in the works.

But with every trial and error, we've gotten a bit closer to our goal! Putting these babies in every store on every shelf!

That's all for now from the factory.

More updates to come soon! Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Merry Christmas!! 🎄Rb to give the person you rb'd from a present! 🎁✨