This Reminds Me Of When My White Boss Put On A Playlist Titled "Shit White People Get Turnt To" And We

This reminds me of when my white boss put on a playlist titled "Shit white people get turnt to" and we started talking about me seeing similarly titled playlists with the same songs. She went "Well, but I feel like those are songs everyone gets turnt to."

And in my head I was like, "Girl. . . And what color is this everyone you're thinking of????"

Also,

At my highschool prom, the DJ played Cotton Eye Joe and the kids who previously weren't dancing (like 80% of the dancefloor) were all getting down like we were at some kind of rodeo. I didn't dance cause 1, I didn't feel like dancing to that song and, 2, I was practically up against the wall and had no room to dance. But then they played Cupid Shuffle and less than half of the entire dancefloor got down. I would've, but goddamn it they still didn't give me any room to dance.

needtobehisprettyboy - Steb Lvur

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Work on current fics 🙅🏽‍♂️ Draw part of your trolls AU that doesn’t have a single chapter 🙇🏽‍♂️

I’m workshopping the name but so far I’m calling it my Thorns & Branches AU for short. I’m even starting to make a playlist and daydreaming how certain scenes will go down and have named of some ocs that will be featured in part of the series 😋 (that I will maybe eventually make)

These are the sketches I made for the edit. The first two being art of my Rock troll oc called Thorn. The 2nd sketch of him is what would have happened to him if he stayed in Volcano Rock City instead of accidentally finding Pop Village.

left image: Thorn (oc) in the market of Pop Village trying to buy stuff with Pop currency only to find out buying a new electric guitar costs too much; Right image: Thorn's broken electric guitar
An older Thorn rocking out on stage with his still intact electric guitar (not broken bc he never found Pop Village), he has a torn ear, spider bite on his left arm, black spiked collar, shirtless with a leather vest lined with fur, dyed hair, and more piercings as a result of staying with in Volcano Rock City and continuing his life, there's two cylinder things on either side of him that is spewing out sparks upward as visuals for his rock concert
Left image: Guy Diamond holding his newly born son (Tiny Diamond) in his joined palms, he had tears in his eyes from how happy he is; Right image: a younger Guy Diamond with gray colors surrounded by other trolls who also lost their colors, he's scared bc of events that happened in the first movie and is currently in the pot waiting for his death
Queen Poppy on top of a large mushroom holding a clipboard and speaking into a microphone, she is doing morning announcements
A young princess Poppy reading a book, she's sitting in her dad's lap while he reads the book to her as they sit on her bed, there's a bug next to them that lights up the room and the bedboard behind them is of a rainbow
Scissors, felt paper with cut out pieces, and a spilled bottle of glitter all on a desk, they were supplies to make the scrapbook on the table, the scrapbook is a history book implying that Pop history was written by Pop trolls and therefor not entirely accurate to what actually went down before their time

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3 months ago

Reblogging this again because the fish keeps making me laugj

Steb And Loris Version Based On This Art Thats Been Going Around On Twt
Steb And Loris Version Based On This Art Thats Been Going Around On Twt

Steb and loris version based on this art thats been going around on twt

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— KYLE (@handji_kyle) January 24, 2025


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3 months ago

I'm going to add this as a chapter to the AO3 fanfic series I've got in my head

You guys have no clue how much I hate Caitlyn 😋

I try to be nice and then I see Cait stans hating in Jinx or Maddie and it's just ABRFUSJSNSKS

vi shouldve been the one to fake her death and move out of piltover to escape her fuck ass relationship


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3 months ago
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3 months ago

I don't like how some of the gifs shown are NOT the same whatsoever

Caitlyn's vs Jinx's Target practice

Caitlyn is able to train alongside professionals and have a set-up that is no doubt larger than the size of a football field (remember: she was running and shooting targets during the competition) while Jinx has only her and the rest of the kids. Maybe there are a few adults who can guide them how to use a weapon, but she's not given the same resources as Jinx. Not to mention, Caitlyn's training to be an enforcer or, at the very least, for fun and as a hobby while Jinx does so to protect herself.

Cassandra's funeral vs Silco's funeral

Cassandra has a fancy casket, is surrounded by a crowd of people who mourn her, and has a whole fancy funeral arrangement while Silco . . . Silco gets dumped in a river. Again, Jinx is not given the same resources as Caitlyn. Cassandra's funeral is an organized event and you could argue that since Silco is a horrible man surrounded by people who want him for his power, he won't have a whole crowd at his funeral—that only emphasizes the differences between Jinx and Silco. Jinx wasn't able to grieve Silco with people she cared about while Caitlyn could.

Vi stopping Caitlyn vs her stopping Jinx

I'm not gonna defend what Jinx did cause she was shooting at Firelights, but the narrative has established that she was raised to be the violent person that she is. Look at the alternate universe for example—Powder restrains herself and is nowhere near as cruel. Caitlyn, on the other hand, was not raised to be so cruel. She was a much kinder person who didn't want violence to occur before her mother's death. Then she aimed her gun at a child in order to get revenge.

Caitlyn hurting Vi vs Jinx hurting Vi

How?? How is this comparable?? Caitlyn's reason to hurt Vi was selfish while Jinx's reason was selfless (and heavily misguided like girl please everyone just seek therapy). Caitlyn hurt Vi because Vi was trying to be her sense of reason and Cait was too deep in her grief to care. Vi didn't want Caitlyn to shoot at a child, so Cait hit her and tried to go after her sister to kill her only for revenge. Jinx, on the other hand, hurt Vi to do right by her sister. She hurt Vi to keep her in the cell and leave her life forever so Vi could be "happy".

Which is stupid cause if Ekko can start getting along with Jinx, then Caitlyn should've been as well if she weren't such an asshole. There was no reason to choose.

Caitlyn's posters vs Jinx's posters

They are kind of comparable, I'll admit, but I would like to point out that Caitlyn's posters were propaganda. Not only was she harming the topside AND undercity, she was trying to make it seem like this would somehow (??) unite them. How?? How was she going to create peace between Piltover and Zaun with the militant state she put the Topsiders in??? Jinx terrorized the undercity (through her helping Silco) though she did so because she was raised by him and isolated. Caitlyn terrorized both the topside and undercity. Jinx did so as well, but she's from the undercity, so obviously she won't care what happens to the topside. Honestly, me neither. Explode those enforcer tents, Jinx!! Caitlyn though??? Girl, you live in the topside. Why are you doing this to your own people???

"—account for your actions."

"No amount of good deeds can undo our crimes"

Um . . . Okay. . . So how are you gonna account for you becoming a dictator?? Cause no good deeds of trying to fix the undercity is gonna account for YOUR WAR CRIMES, so what are ya gonna do??

https://www.tumblr.com/stormikins/772768602476675072?source=share

same person different font.

theyll never be the same and jinx will always be better


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3 months ago

I don't remember all my dream but

I had part of my dream include me having a pet worm like Mr. Drinkles (mind you I wasn't in the trolls universe and the rest of the dream was unrelated) and I saw on TV an AI vid with Mr.Dinkles being walked by Poppy on a sidewalk or maybe inside a mall and you could clearly tell it was AI and I just cried out "No! Mr. Dinkles!" cause I was upset about the AI on behalf of my worm

I Don't Remember All My Dream But

I keep on trying to dream about Viktor and Steb from Arcane but I'm having dreams of everyone BUT them???? Mr. Dinkles please!!!!1!1!

Also I once had a dream I was Sky Toronto's intern and he claimed to be an environmentalist but then he threw a brownie we got for free on the ground (which a lot of other people did—there was sm litter everywhere and the place was so pretty) but I ate mine and I snatched another off the ground because they were so good

I Don't Remember All My Dream But

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Scenes from my fic Searching For a New Home, Discovering a New Word with Cooper and Branch traveling where no Pop troll has ever traveled before !!

the book Branch finds in the classical troll library titled Last Troll Standing by Verdi Giovanni (a made up name based off Classical music composers)
Cooper bending his neck to read the titles of the mystery books in the Classical troll library without taking any books out of their place in the shelf
Cooper lowering his hands from his face, yelling "We didn't die!" to the confusion of Branch

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2 months ago

Steb headcanon post dedicated to me cause it's my birthday <3333

Steb Headcanon Post Dedicated To Me Cause It's My Birthday

🩷🩷 My personal hcs 🩷🩷

He is so strict with having good health he will make sure to brush his teeth twice a night, floss, sleep (as best he can), eat nutritious food on a regular basis (again, as best he can), etc etc to the point where you can look into books about good life habits and it's literally just him

Though he tries to do things the proper way, he doesn't actually like hanging out with others outside of work (or even during work) and finds it hard to have friendly facial expressions. This, of course, makes him seem ruder than he actually is. Man rarely smiles (nobody knows if he even can smile) and hardly interacts much less talks to others unless they do so first. Even then, he'll make those interactions brief because people usually try to strike up a conversation while Steb and them are supposed to be focused on their work. If it's during their break then. . . yeah lol they'll still be curt interactions

Steb Headcanon Post Dedicated To Me Cause It's My Birthday

He prefers being on his own, but he tries not to isolate himself because he knows it's important to be around people and socialize (even if he doesn't want to). Part of the reason he doesn't like socializing with others is because he is such a stickler for having certain behaviors and most others either don't or they are too up-tight for his liking. Just because he likes to do things the proper way doesn't mean he wants to socialize with snobby people that claim to be "proper". It makes him feel like he's at work interacting with superiors and in those cases he'd rather be alone than interact with people like that.

You can pry instructional materials out of his cold dead hands—whether it's cooking instructions, assembly instructions, procedures, etc etc he will follow them to the T. He will use those instructions that come with furniture. He's not the type of man to think it's a hit to his ego if he looks at instructions and in fact judges those who do.

Speaking of cooking, he's a mediocre cook. He would be worse, but following instructions helps him not be so bad. The food is good enough to eat and live off of, but it doesn't have enough oomph because his need to stick to cooking instructions can only go so far in making good food and he lacks natural cooking talent. Since he lives alone and he doesn't mind the mediocrity of the food, he doesn't make a great effort to be better. He'll get better with time, but it's not by much unless he gets a romantic partner or someone else who would possibly rely on his cooking skills. (He'll never be a chef though)

He will review training procedures on a regular basis and does his best to learn from each mistake he makes. Each year he has to do mandatory re-training, he makes sure to take it seriously and doesn't assume that he already knows his stuff. In his mind, the annual training is mandatory for a reason (which is true).

Steb Headcanon Post Dedicated To Me Cause It's My Birthday

Surprisingly tolerant. He'll judge you over your bad habits, but he does his best to have an even temper. It will take a LOT before he loses his temper and when he does he ends up scolding himself over it. Losing your temper, in his opinion, is never a good thing as intense emotions can lead to irrational decisions/actions you may regret later.

Adding on to the previous bullet point, he refuses to lose his cool or raise to the bait when interacting with criminals/delinquents. It's a part of enforcer training that you have to keep a cool head and deescalate a situation as best you can before resorting to violence and threats. As a medic, he knows the importance of keeping your cool in dangerous/intense situations and, as an enforcer, why one needs to make quick observations without bias. Different law breakers will react differently and require different de-escalation methods which is why—

He gets annoyed being paired with someone who thinks being an enforcer means they can do no wrong compared to a criminal and have power trips over capturing a rowdy individual. Not only is it improper police conduct to not properly attempt to deescalate a situation, but it can cause unnecessary harm with an officer escalating a situation to the point of shooting a criminal or a criminal lashing out violently.

Steb Headcanon Post Dedicated To Me Cause It's My Birthday

Despite others clowning on him for it, he will treat criminals with dignity and refuses to manhandle the criminal no matter how annoying/frustrating the criminal is. This mindset of his came about from hostage training and the motivations behind someone taking a person or group of people hostage. Law breakers may not be the best people, but they're people too and there are reasons why some (nearly all, if not all) people resort to crime. That and he never personally liked to use his power to hurt people—he's a medic after all.

He believes that the duty of an enforcer is to, yes, enforce the law, but also to protect the people. His desire to protect others comes first before anything. He doesn't like to cause harm which is why his main form of weapon is tonfas/batons. He knows how to use more violent weapons, but he'll rarely actually have those weapons on a day to day basis. While others during training were excited to use guns, he wasn't and only focused on the learning aspect of it.

In his trainee days, he was considered a bit annoying for always wanting to get things done the right way and trying to correct the mistakes of others. He did so only to help them (and because he didn't want morons to be in the police force), but there weren't many people who shared his dedication to do things by the book. Nowadays, he won't necessarily correct other's mistakes unless they are under his wing or the mistakes they made were serious.

Throughout his entire career, he is infamous for being a strict rule book follower and it disappoints him that others are so lax while on duty. He's disgusted/annoyed by those who aren't at attention while on guard duty because it only takes a moment of distraction for something horrible to happen.


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