Dick, giving out the news paper: okay, Sundays funnies for Steph.
Stephanie: yes! Garfield, the cat keeping me sane in there trying times what Cha got for me.
Dick: crossword for Dami.
Damian: thank you Richard, I shall make you proud of my intelligent.
Dick: I'm already proud of you, Jason, horoscope.
Jason: let's see what's for today's leo.
Dick: sports for Tim and Duke.
Tim: oh I can't look, tell me did our team won?
Duke: we won!
Tim: oh good, Bruce can live after making us miss it.
Dick: entertainment for Cass.
Cass: thank you, I've been waiting for this part.
Dick: rest for Bruce to glare at.
Bruce: I don't like this nepotism attitude they have for me.
Dick: you're from a rich family, now shush I'm looking for through the obituaries. Come on, Dean Allen where are you...
Jason: what did he do?
Dick: can't remember, I just know I want him dead.
Jason: very Sagittarius (or pisces) of you.
Max: Okay, I will just shortly go to the toilette.
Kim: Ok.
Max: I will be right down the floor.
Alix: We know.
Max: So don’t do anything stupid, understood?
Kim: Uhu.
Max: *leaves*
Kim: Alix, I dare you to climb to the roof with me from outside the school.
Alix: *climbing out the window* You’re so on, Meathead.
Ladybug: We’ll handle this the way we always do!
Rena Rouge: We’ll ask my followers!
Ladybug: *you kidding me look* ...
Carapace: We’ll just sit back and wait for it to fix itself?
Ladybug: *still looking* ...
Queen Bee: We’ll call Daddykins?
Ladybug: ...
Master Fu: We’ll hand out Miraculous to random people, we don know, without saying a word.
Ladybug: *slowly losing hope* ...
Cat Noir: I’ll sacrifice myself?
Ladybug: * completely lost hope by now*
Ladybug: No, by sticking together and never giving up!!!
Do you ever stop and think of how Chuuya's life before the PM was one of constant violence and brutality?
Do you ever think about how this might be Chuuya's first experience of actual, gentle touch since he'd been picked up by the sheep??
Do you ever consider that the reason he looks so shocked aside from his ability getting swept away, is because this isn't a chokehold or a preparation to attack, but a mere hold?
Do you ever think about how No Longer Human might have taught him that gentle touch can be just as powerful as violent ones??
Oh, by the way,
Do you ever stop and consider that the reason Chuuya was reeling every time him and Dazai closed proximity isn't only because he doesn't stand Dazai but also because he absolutely hates the contact?
Do you ever think of how Dazai might have known how much Chuuya wasn't used to gentle touch and tormented him by doing shit like this just so he can see Chuuya's visceral reactions every time?
Do you ever imagine Chuuya trying to get used to gentle touch and even try to initiate some as payback?
And how he's come to appreciate and embrace it by doing so?
Day 4
Saturday
Plagg
@adrienagresteseptember2021
He’s a pain in his ass.
His best friend.
The sinker of Atlantis.
His kwami.
The one that killed the dinosaurs out (but they still somehow exist?).
He’s in love with cheese, especially Camembert.
He’s quite a handful.
He’s a lot more than words.
Not even his name can completely get him.
Plagg.
“Adrieeeeen~”
“Why are you obsessed over Ladybug?”
“Go. To. Sleep.”
“I love you.”
“I want cheese.”
“I’m hungry.”
Some of his favorite sentences.
But now their time is over.
Every evil is defeated.
And they don’t need them anymore.
Now they’ll have to say Goodbye which is hard.
“I’ll muss you kid and I already told you this but you’re the best Cat Noir I ever had.”
Tears were already welling in Adrien’s eyes because Plagg was the last piece of his family he had. His dad turned out to be Hawkmoth, his mum is dead, ladybug and he still didn’t reveal identities, Nathalie was Mayura and the police thought Gorilla was tangled up in this mess as well.
And now Plagg has to leave him too.
“I don’t want you to go, you’re my best friend and the last family I have. I don’t know how I’ll be strong enough to continue without you at my side.”
Plagg flew to Adrien’s shoulder and hugged him as big as he managed. “I don’t want to leave you either, I-“
“Hey.” Tikki, Ladybug’s kwamis arrived to retrieve the miraculous.
“I’m sorry. Ladybug just-“
Adrien stopped her. “Thank you, Tikki. But I really don’t want to hear about Ladybug.”
“Adrien, we don’t have to do this. You could transform and we would run away and open this shop we talked about and-“
“I’m sorry, Plagg. I wish things could be different but,” Plagg knew that this was going to hurt even more than it did the last time “Plagg, I renounce you.”
With those words Plagg was sucked into the ring. Adrien took the ring of his finger and put it back into the box he had carefully stored away into the top drawer of the small shelf, next to the Camembert.
“Here.”
He handed the box to Tikki and turned away to cry and scream and break down until all his tears were shred, all his screams turned silent and everything inside him was broken to a level not even Cat Noir’s cataclysm could reach.
Let's connect some dots here
The Trump administration kidnaps and sends hundreds of people to a prison camp in El Salvador with no due process (meaning they never have to prove these people committed whatever offence the Admin claims)
The Administration sets the precedent that anyone, up to green card holder and naturalized citizens, will be subject to this for practicing free speech in a way the Administration doesn't like
The Administration puts out two Executive Orders, one which says they believe trans people and parents of trans children are all sexual offenders and another that anyone who criticizes Israel is a terrorist
The President puts out a statement, in public, saying he wants to find ways to send US citizens to those foreign prison camps
The Administration directly defies 2 different SCOTUS decisions that say anyone who is deported must get due process and (this one a unanimous decision) they must return a wrongfully deported man
The US President now tells the President of El Salvador, again in public, that they will need to expand their facilities because he wants to start sending "homegrown criminals" to El Salvador very soon
We aren't even in boiling the frog territory any more, we're in a flash frier.
Like I hate sounding like a fucking tinfoil hat nutjob, but it's clear as day, right? He's saying exactly what he wants to do. And no one is doing anything about it. They're just saying "hey that's illegal!" and then letting it happen anyway.
*Adrien and Plagg meeting Master Fu*
Plagg: Adrien thinks that all gigs are boys and all cats are girls.
Master Fu: Are you joking?
Adrien: There’s no way to disprove that, have you ever seen a cat penis?
Plagg: Hello, I am Plagg, a cat kwami, and also male.
Master Fu: You do know that both Plagg and Chat Noir are male, right?
Chuuya wanting to put this whole Fyodor thing behind them is sooo funny like he's genuinely so over it 😭
every chapter since Chuuya's just been like "is he dead? he's dead. he's sooo dead" likeee he's so funny fr 😭 watch how in the next chapter he's just gonna be like. pause. he's NOT FUCKING DEAD??
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy; does anyone know if you can switch main blogs or sth so i can follow people with different blog?
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