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Chat Noir: Alright, if I was an animal, what kind of animal do you guys think I would be? Serious answers only!

Pigella, immediately: A Rooster!

Ladybug, trying to fuck with him: A rat.

King Monkey, immediately jumping on board: A rat.

Carapace, trying not to laugh: A… Rat.

Rena Rouge, fully grinning: Chat, you’re a rat.

Argos, without even blinking twice: You’d be a rat.

Ryuko, wanting to play along: I think you’d be a rat.

Chat Noir: Fuck you guys— I think I’d be a wolf! A wolf-lion hybrid mix. King of the jungle but still social and with it and furr-ocious.

so you remember when alix’s pocket watch was introduced way back in season one, alim is like “ this was created by our ancestor who was ‘ahead of his time’” and then it’s revealed to be a miraculous after a couple of seasons. Then in season five, alim isn’t surprised when his daughter has to disappear from all existence basically — part of which came from the photos he was sent by future alix, yeah, but he had to of been just a little bit surprised. Yet he wasn’t.

All I’m saying is that alix kubdel’s ancestor could very well be the creator of the miraculous and nobody is talking about it.

Marinette: Tag What you’re majoring in/intend on majoring in

Luka: Respecting women

Adrien: Batman

Alya: Minecraft

Chloe: YouTube

Kagami: In the tags, guys

Nino: Fuckin weed

Kim: w

Max: Criminal justice and psychology

Nathaniel: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life

Alix: Minecraft

Juleka: Minecraft as well

That's a great animation! I would like to see an updated version of this, with adding more characters to the mix, like Alya, Zoé, Kim, Nathaniel, Alix, etc. It's just my suggestion

A little animation that I made 2 years ago 💅💅💅

I also decided that I will start posting on my instagram again so if yall want to see more of my art please go support me there too it’s @/kingartren

AU August - Day 12 - Royalty 

“Is that a challenge?!” - Alix 

I could picture Alix being a Princess/Knight from a neighbouring kingdom who (Prince/King) Kim is always trying to 1-up. 

For @auyeahaugust

AU August - Day 6 - Hogwarts

Why did I decide it was a good idea to draw the entire class? Let's just say I went a little overboard with a Miraculous Ladybug Hogwarts au. I figured a boggart defence against the dark arts lesson would be fun to draw. I’ve got this sad horrible headcanon that Adrien’s boggart would be his dad.

For @auyeahaugust

Day 14

Tuesday

Dreams

@adrienagresteseptember2021

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It wasn’t much of a task. They were supposed to write down their childhood dream for class.

But for some reason Adrien had still struggled with the task.

He watched a lot of old recordings and looked at his drawings and some pictures.

In the end, he was satisfied with the outcome of his research.

And Mme. Bustier was now asking everyone what their childhood dream was-is, it depends.

She started with Nino, logically.

“I wanted to be a bubble breathing dinosaur.”

Nino earned a few chuckles for that.

“What a nice dream, Nino. Adrien?”

“Oh, I always wanted to be what my parents want me to be and to make them proud of me.”

“How nice of you, but do you also have a childhood dream of what you wanted to be for yourself and not your parents?”

“I just want to be the perfect son for them and make them proud.”

“Alright. Marinette, what is your childhood dream?”

Adrien felt like he said something wrong, maybe he understood the task wrong.

“I dreamt of being the knitting fairy.”

“Well, you’re on a good way to become a sewing fairy. Alya?”

“I’m not sure miss, I can’t remember and neither can my family.”

“That’s alright, Alya, don’t worry. Ivan?”

“I wanted to have long and pretty hair like my mother.”

“Your hair may not be very long but it’s very pretty. Nathaniel, what about you?”

“I dreamed about being a comedian.”

No, he did understand the task right and he did as told.

“I have to say, some of your comics are pretty funny. Juleka?”

“Do I have to?”

“No, of course not. If you don’t feel comfortable sharing then that’s completely fine. Rose, do you want to share?”

“I wanted to be an angel because they help people like doctors or fairies.”

Maybe Mme Bustier didn’t like his answer, but he fulfilled the task.

Mme Bustier smiles sadly at that.

“You would’ve been the greatest angel. Max?”

“Roboter.”

“I hope building one is as good. Kim?”

“...”

“He fantasized about being a model.”

It was an interesting thought.

“I don’t know if this was you place to answer Alix, but your turn now.”

“I wanted to be the best at everything I want break every existing rule or boundary.”

“Then nothing much changed. Myléne?”

“I-i often pretended to be a plant.”

“What a beautiful dream. Okay, Chloé?”

“I wanted to be like my mommy.”

There’s it again! The same expression Mme Bustier had at his answer!

He knew Chloé and her mother didn’t have the best relationship so it was understandable.

But what is wrong with his answer?

He doesn’t have much time to dwell on it as the class broke out into laughter over Sabrina’s childhood dream wanting to be a Rock’n’Roll legend, not being able to imagine it.

Day 10

Friday

Isolation

@adrienagresteseptember2021

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He’s been going to the Francois-Dupont for years now but still wasn’t feeling like he was a part of the inner circle. Like sure he was in the class but he also wasn’t.

He was never there when they hung out at the weekends or after school. And it wasn’t like they aren’t inviting him to tag along, they ask every time, he’s just never allowed.

Sometimes, like right now, the group phones him so he can somehow be there to.

Marinette who is holding the phone sat down next to Alix who was putting on her rollerblades and Nathaniel who is trying to sketch out a new part of the next comic.

“Hey, Kim, can you do a plank, please?”

Kim, Alya and Max stood a bit further from the others talking about something Adrien couldn’t understand through the phone. However, at the mention of Kim’s name they walked over.

“Hey!” Alix punches Nathaniel’s shoulder “I can do a plank too, you know.”

“I know, but you don’t have the kind of statue I’m trying to draw.”

The conversation went on and on and it was great to spend time with his friends but it wasn’t the same.

He just wasn’t a part of the group.

He often felt like no one really took notice of him in those moments. He was happy but still, he just wanted to be there, with them.

He’s just tired of being isolated from... everything.

Cat Noir: Do you know why Koalas aren’t classified as bears?

Ladybug: Because they are marsupials.

Cat Noir: ...

Ladybug: ...

Cat Noir: *starts to leave*

Cat Noir: *scoffs* Because they are marsupials! NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION!

Bonus:

Kim, who heard Chat: Hey Max! Did you know that Koalas aren’t classified as bears?

Max: Yes, Kim. Yes, I did.

Kim: It’s because they don’t have the Koalafication.

Max: *sighs* No, Kim. It’s because they are marsupials.

Kim: Marsu-what?

Max: Mar

Kim: Mar

Max: su

Kim: su

Max: pials

Kim: pials

Max: Marsupials

Kim: Marsupials

Max: Shall I explain it?

Kim: Yes, please.

Max: *explains*

Kim: Oh, makes sense.

Ondine:I think we should break up.

Kim: Oh...

Ondine:It’s not you it’s me-

Alix: mArIo!

Mme Bustier: So how do you plan on explaining your way out of this one?

Alix: Verbally.

Kim: Because judging by the look on M Damocles‘ face, the musical number we prepared isn’t going to work.

Max: Okay, I will just shortly go to the toilette.

Kim: Ok.

Max: I will be right down the floor.

Alix: We know.

Max: So don’t do anything stupid, understood?

Kim: Uhu.

Max: *leaves*

Kim: Alix, I dare you to climb to the roof with me from outside the school.

Alix: *climbing out the window* You’re so on, Meathead.

Kim: You know if I don’t have a baby in 10 years, and you don’t have a baby, we could-

Chloe: Kim, no.

Kim: 20.

Chloe:No

Kim: 30 years?

Chloe: ...sure?

Who else is excited for season 4 of Miraculous?

Death 4

Part 1/ Part 2/ Part 3/ Part 5/ Part 6/ Part 7

Settle down class," Ms. Bustier said as she vied her students attention. "I know it's very difficult to not be able to visit Marinette. But I must tell you again, her parents have strictly asked you not to go. I would like to remind you all to respect their wishes," she voiced. "But, Ms. Bustier, don't we have a right to visit her? She's our friend and we'd like to apologize for all the terrible things we've done," Alya blurted her concern. "We want to apologize for being too harsh on her," Kim added. "And for not believing her," Nino quietly said. "Please, Ms. Bustier, can you relay it to her parents," Alix suggested. This made their teacher smile but said, "Why not we wait for her to wake up? I heard that maybe in a few days she'll be able to regain her consciousness, so maybe you could all surprise her." This made the class cheer at the idea and began planning. They all seemed adamant to apologize to her, but for what reasons? Is it to make themselves feel better or do they genuinely feel the need they have wronged her? For them, they don't consider their actions as bullying, but simple mistreatment.

"Hold up children. Because of Marinette's incident, it has come to the Principal's attention that all of you would be taught about bullying, it's effects and signs," Ms. Bustier called their attention. This made them groan in chorus. "But we're not bullies. The only bully here is Chloé," Alya defended them as Chloe gave an insulted gasp. "Really Alya? That's very straightforward of you," a voice sounded from across the room. This made them all pause. Next came a shrill cackle as Castigare flew into the room carried by the furies, Alecto, Megaera and Tisiphone. This made the whole class gape at the girl.

"Lila?" Rose's small voice squeaked. "Silence!" Castigare shouted as she pointed her sceptre at the girl that made her zip Rose's lips tight. "I'm no longer Lila, I'm Castigare and it's time for your judgement!" she bellowed at them. "Wow, real classic Lila. You willingly accepted another akuma," Alya challenged as she was live streaming. This just made her laugh more as she looked at the girl with hatred in her eyes. "You're actually listening to all the things Marinette told you. I was wondering when you would catch up. But given how blinded you were I shouldn't have expected more, Rena Rouge," Castigare emphasized. This made Alya's sweat go cold as she felt all her classmates' eyes were on her now.

"No wonder Ladybug quit and Lady Luck didn't call you back. Ha! They must've heard since news travel fast. Oh wait, who was out again who got you the exclusive interview with Ladybug? Ah yes, you told me that it was Marinette right, of course Ladybug would know," Castigare continued to twist the knife as she released another cackle. "And you expected me to give you another exclusive interview. Hadn't you caught up yet with all my lame excuses?" she continued as she cackled at the end. "By the way, do continue streaming because I'd love to let everyone in Paris know about my lies as I expose myself and the pettiness of all their 'temporary heroes'," she says with enthusiasm as she turned to Nino wanting to have Alya be the last one to punish.

"Oh sweet hopeful Nino, I'm sure Spielberg would love to have a talk with you. Oh wait, I don't know him. And I'm sure Adrien knew him, but instead you cut ties with him for me, such a good boy Carapace," she annoyingly said making everyone gasp. She then pointed the sceptre at him and made it hit the floor he was sitting on. All of a sudden, Nino's body was engulfed by a large mass of ice that encased him and thickened to the width of his betrayal to both Adrien and Marinette. This made them all to want to scatter, unfortunately Castigare will not be having it. Her next target was Sabrina and Chloé. She transformed Sabrina into a demon as the ground beneath Chloé's get turned into tar and she fell right into it with a cry of pain. But every time she'd try to go out Sabrina would attack her and drop her back in. "Suits you perfectly Queen Bee," Castigare mockingly stated.

She then turned to their teacher and immediately set her ablaze from the inside mostly on her tongue and mouth. "Suits you well Ms. Bustier, don't you think? You have been filling all our heads with nothing but kindness and false promises. You never taught us what the real world would be like. A world full of lies and traitors!" Castigare shouted at the poor teacher. But as she was about to continue her punishing she found that almost everyone was gone except for those she had punished and Lady Luck and Monsieur Noir. "Glad that both of you could finally join. I have a more painful punishment install for both of you!" she heralded as she pointed her sceptre at the two.

Both of them quickly jumped out of the way as Lady Luck aimed her yo-yo at the sceptre in attempt to catch it. However, Castigare was quicker than any other akuma. She immediately pulled out towards her making Lady Luck to retract her yo-yo and jump opposite to Monsieur Noir. "Give us your akuma Castigare. You know that you're not going to get your message through them this way," Monsieur Noir reasoned. "We could do this the easy way or the hard way," Lady Luck added as she menacingly spinned her yo-yo. This made Castigare laugh as she looked at the two. "You are as pathetic as Ladybug and Chat Noir. Always trying to reason with an akuma even though you know it's hopeless," she cried. The two then simultaneously attacked her from both sides. Castigare, on the other hand, placed both her hands on top of her sceptre and tapped the tip on the floor. This caused all types of creatures and demons from Dante Alighieri's Inferno to be released and stalked for its prey. The leopard, lion and she-wolf, began protecting her from the two miraculous holders.

As the two were being occupied, a purple butterfly mask appeared on her face. "Don't forget your end of the deal," Hawkmoth reminded. "Don't worry too much Hawkmoth, my pets will take care of them. I still have some unfinished business with Marinette Dupain-Cheng," she demanded as she looked at them struggling one last time. "Do not let them escape! I still need them for my end of the bargain!" she ordered as she called on Geryon to aid on her trip to visit Marinette.

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