Cat Noir: Do you know why Koalas aren’t classified as bears?
Ladybug: Because they are marsupials.
Cat Noir: ...
Ladybug: ...
Cat Noir: *starts to leave*
Cat Noir: *scoffs* Because they are marsupials! NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION!
Bonus:
Kim, who heard Chat: Hey Max! Did you know that Koalas aren’t classified as bears?
Max: Yes, Kim. Yes, I did.
Kim: It’s because they don’t have the Koalafication.
Max: *sighs* No, Kim. It’s because they are marsupials.
Kim: Marsu-what?
Max: Mar
Kim: Mar
Max: su
Kim: su
Max: pials
Kim: pials
Max: Marsupials
Kim: Marsupials
Max: Shall I explain it?
Kim: Yes, please.
Max: *explains*
Kim: Oh, makes sense.
He’s taken you on a gondola ride, open your eyes Zoro
gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we're never gonna pay off that mortgage now
doomed by the narrative but not to death. doomed to survive. doomed to stay alive inside the story. doomed to never escape the narrative, not even through death. you are allowed no exit. there is no way out for you and there never was. you couldn’t die if you wanted to. the narrative has a hold on you and it won’t let go. death is too sweet a doom for you. the story has something much worse in mind. there is no way out.
Mel might easily have the prettiest character design I have ever seen in an animated show/movie. They popped off as hard as they could. Made a deal with satan I swear to god. How is she so goddamn gorgeous?? Every time she’s in a frame I want to paint her, and I don’t even paint.
*Adrien and Plagg meeting Master Fu*
Plagg: Adrien thinks that all gigs are boys and all cats are girls.
Master Fu: Are you joking?
Adrien: There’s no way to disprove that, have you ever seen a cat penis?
Plagg: Hello, I am Plagg, a cat kwami, and also male.
Master Fu: You do know that both Plagg and Chat Noir are male, right?
Kim: You know if I don’t have a baby in 10 years, and you don’t have a baby, we could-
Chloe: Kim, no.
Kim: 20.
Chloe:No
Kim: 30 years?
Chloe: ...sure?
people need to have more fun with shipping again. have an otp. support multiple ships. enjoy the Big ship of the fandom. indulge in a rare pair. make a crack ship for shits n giggles and end up really into it. ship oc x canon. hell, ship an oc with your friend's oc. make a polycule of your favorite characters. have fun with it!!!!!
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whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy; does anyone know if you can switch main blogs or sth so i can follow people with different blog?
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