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let women be weird
whenever characters have a weird dad and a missing/dead/unmentioned mom the fandom tendency is to assume she's normal to balance it out. but it's always valid to instead assume she matched his freak. that she was freakier. if canon won't give you enough insane women to work with it's always morally correct to fill in the blanks with your own
Imagine your blorbo fucked your dad. That’s the life susato lives
As far as I understand, people have been shipping Holmes and Watson for as long as the two characters have existed, even in ye olden times.
Which makes me wonder about the Great Ace Attorney series, where Sholmes and Wilson’s adventures are stories that Susato loves and follows religiously. And she probably shipped it. She probably had elaborate fantasies about it.
Then she meets Sholmes, and finds out that rather than John H. Wilson being the author of the stories, it’s a 10 year old Iris, and she probably feels very gross for interpreting it as romantic.
And then Susato sighs in relief when Iris reveals she’s been basing the stories off her father’s notes about his time living and solving cases with Sholmes. Her ship is saved! Maybe. There is still a very dead man named John H. Wilson, but they can’t confirm that’s the same one who solved mysteries with Sholmes.
And then Susato finds out there never was a Wilson. Iris misinterpreted someone else’s notes as being written by Wilson, who she believes to be her father, and instead it was Susato’s own father, Yujin, who was Sholmes’ partner the whole time.
So Susato discovers she’s actually been shipping Sholmes with her own father the whole time and is mortified.
(She still kinda ships it.)
whenever I see Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood abbreviated as FMAB, i read it as Fullmetal assigned at birth
being sad and trying to think about ur favorite characters to make yourself feel better is always kinda funny when every character u like is an abominable piece of shit. try to think "[X] would comfort me" no they would fucking Noooootttttt. Lol
why does Khura’in have diva cup windows
both
hey don't cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.
Soj is making me literally bawl wtf
both kazuma and susato/ryutaro are so gender
headcanon that ryutaro cuts his hair like kazuma at some point
@memeticallyengineered
Linguistics student with too much time on their handsShe/theyThere are far too few serif fonts available
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