i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
We can all feel validated, folks.
that man could not handle my cramps. I can barely handle them myself
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
thank you elvis official
i am sure you are run by the elvis presley
Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina
being sad and trying to think about ur favorite characters to make yourself feel better is always kinda funny when every character u like is an abominable piece of shit. try to think "[X] would comfort me" no they would fucking Noooootttttt. Lol
your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
Major dual destinies spoilers below. Do not look if you haven’t finished the game
I always wonder how much of bobby fulbright’s personality we actually knew. In order for the phantom to accurately pose as him it would have to be pretty accurate. I just want to know what the real bobby fulbright was like because we never got that and maybe never will. Like did bobby truly believe that simon was innocent or was that a ruse set up by the phantom to get the psych profile
making your mom jokes are so much less fun when the person is related to you or you know their mom well. when i say your mom to my brother that means my mom
hey guys laugh at my funny meme haha guys why aren’t you laughing help me hahahah please laugh i don’t want to die help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help me help
hey don't cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.
Trials and tribulations spoilers
I 100% agree. I also think that after Diego was poisoned she was on her last straw and if Phoenix died she probably would never forgive herself for letting a 3rd person fall victim to dahlia’s schemes. while terry fawles’ death was 100% traumatizing to her, she had some sort of close relationship with Diego.
Do you ever think that the reason Mia aggressively dragged Feenie's ass to the hospital goes beyond saving Phoenix's life and that it was a desperate attempt to prevent anither client dieing at the behest of a mad woman that was responsible for her first client's death?
That she needed this one to pull through because if he didn't, she would have done effectively nothing in terms of preserving the quality and quanity of his life and arguably might bare some responsibility had he died as it was the intense trial that led both him and the former defendant to take such drastic measures?
That perhaps she holds that first trial as a deeply personal failure as a figure ment to protect and serve those who needed it the most and, god damn it, she's going to make sure that this one lives?
Because I do.
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