“what if…? killmonger rescued tony stark” is so sad cuz tony lowkey thought he just met his best bro
unfortunately, i am gay and my type is straight women
The Only Thing That Keeps Me Wishing On A Wishing Star by nevergracie
Summary: Peter Parker leads a complicated life: renowned thief, Queens' vigilante, and brother of Morgan. Not to mention his fake living situation, with an uncle who does not nor has ever existed. And those Avengers, invested in both Spider-Man and Peter. Gosh, they need to mind their own.
Chapters: 1/?
(Note to my followers: this is the one where peter has a gun)
haymitch love-whoever-tf-u-want-but-let-me-see-my-girlllll abernathy
girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.
the local vigilantes all know clint is deaf, so when they’re talking to him, they pull their mask up to show their mouths. even when he has his hearing aids in, they still accommodate him so he doesn’t have to rely on the aids.
matt: so, i’ll—
clint, eyes squinted and trying to decipher what’s being said with only one hearing aid’s battery charged: uh-huh uh-huh
matt as he turns to face clint: you could’ve just said something. i’m blind, you know
clint responding after a minute: i don’t think i heard you right
peter: AND THEN I ASKED HIM IF HE COULD CATCH A CAR BUT OBVIOUSLY HE COULDNT
clint, nodding absently:
peter: why havent you responded to me :(
clint, nodding absently:
peter: … you have your hearing aids on. i know they’re charged
clint, nodding absently:
peter: oh my fucking god he turned them off.
(peter pulls his mask up)
clint: goddamnit.
(clint closes his eyes)
peter: i dont talk THAT much damn bro
this is the baby they insisted was a threat :(
I AM AWAITING THIS WITH BATED BREATH
i need a fic where nick fury is peter’s uncle (not blood, obviously) and it has irondad so like peter is like ‘yeah i hung out with uncle nick’ and tony is like ‘i didnt know u had another uncle than ben??’ and tony eventually realizes that hes talking about nick his-mother-calls-him-fury
i love giving peter random family figures
maybe the covey should stop naming their kids after doomed ballads. why not name them roxanne or rosemary. goddamn