started writing a fic js like this last month gonna release it someday trust š
after Dick being less than happy with being Jasonās older brother for so many years, i think Jason finding out about Damian and deciding fuck it itās HIS turn to terrorise a younger sibling would be so funny. Damian is so sick of this man. Jason doesnāt even get to try having a secret identity because upon seeing him in Gotham Damian gets so tired so quickly that he outs him without thinking.
Batman: who are you?
Red Hood: *opens his mouth to say some kind of mysterious threat*
Robin, landing on the roof: Batman, i have successfully- OH GOD FUCK JASON NO. NO. GO HOME. GO BACK TO MOM. NO. NO.
Batman:
Red Hood:
Robin, turning to Batman: TELL HIM TO GO AWAY HEāS GOING TO START PUTTING SALT IN MY WATER AGAIN
Batman: ā¦Jason?
Red Hood: Damian you little bitch iāll put hair dye in your shampoo for this
haymitch sees the female tribute for the 74th hunger games and itās a girl with the rage of maysilee, fire of louella, empathy of wyatt, blood of burdock, and the same horrible odds as himself. how could sweetheart not slip out?
To Snow, Lucy Gray is forever the same 16-year-old girl who ~betrayed~ him, and she haunts him accordingly. But Lenore Dove ages and grows gray alongside Haymitch, like sheās walking next to him through the years instead of lying in her grave. If you even care.
I AM AWAITING THIS WITH BATED BREATH
i need a fic where nick fury is peterās uncle (not blood, obviously) and it has irondad so like peter is like āyeah i hung out with uncle nickā and tony is like āi didnt know u had another uncle than ben??ā and tony eventually realizes that hes talking about nick his-mother-calls-him-fury
i love giving peter random family figures
Most insane pipeline known to man:
Help your younger sister pass her university assignment -> Accidently end up as a part of the rebellion to overthrow the tyrannical president
I was about to write: I love the fact that Katnissā first reaction to Haymitchās absolutely traumatising story is āYou need some goose eggs. Goose eggs will help.ā
And then I realised⦠Sheās mimicking Peeta. Peeta comes back to 12 and the first thing he does is plant primroses. And somehow⦠that helped her. So sheās doing the same thing for Haymitch.
pepper: what an idiot. i canāt believe iām going to marry him.
happy: well, you donāt have toā
pepper, looking at tony yell at dum-e for blasting him with a fire extinguisher: no. iām going to.
Peter, through the radio: on 3 cut the gray wire, ok? 1..2..
Tony: wait, I donāt have a gray wire! I have red, green and yellow.
Peter, scratching his head: thatās weird. I have light gray, medium gray, dark gray.
Tony: you do?
Peter: fuck. my bad, I forgot Iām colour blind.
Tony: youāre WHAT?
Peter: doesnāt matter, just cut the middle one.
Tony, slightly panicking: it DOES MATTER! My middle one could be different. The wires are all twisted!!
Peter: on 3..1..2..
Tony, overly panicked: PETER, STOP
Peter: *rolling his eyes*
Tony: wait, Iām coming to you.
Tony, running to him: point to the wire you want me to cut.
Peter, showing him: this gray one right here.
Tony, heavily breathing: okay, by the way, it green, kiddo.
Peter: ohh.. which one is red?
Tony: the one in your left hand.
Peter: wait, which one is that? Iām also dyslexic.
Tony: how. did I. not know. THAT
Finding out that Lenore Dove used orange to show her protest and rebellion against the Capitol only for that to be Peeta's favorite color. I am feeling some kind of way about that let me tell you.