I've Had This Idea Rotating In My Head For A While About A Specific Scenario In A Universe Where Nobody

I AM AWAITING THIS WITH BATED BREATH

i need a fic where nick fury is peter’s uncle (not blood, obviously) and it has irondad so like peter is like ‘yeah i hung out with uncle nick’ and tony is like ‘i didnt know u had another uncle than ben??’ and tony eventually realizes that hes talking about nick his-mother-calls-him-fury

i love giving peter random family figures

“what if…? killmonger rescued tony stark” is so sad cuz tony lowkey thought he just met his best bro

i lowkey dont got any other mutuals to tag but banana

<3

(Do it or i'll burn u in ur bed/j)

im never going to forget the edit i saw that began with steve and a speech overlay saying “not a perfect soldier, but a good man” before glitching out and transitioning to bucky as the winter soldier with text writing “not a good man, but a perfect soldier”

beetee’s sotr baby

i was just thinking about how it wouldnt be terribly implausible for beetee’s unborn child to have died in finnick’s games. sotr took place during the 50th games, which means by the 65th games, the kid wouldve been 14 or 15. you could say “oh, well, they wouldve been reaped as soon as they turned 12” but like, not really. it would be much more devastating for beetee to have to wait to see if his baby is going to be reaped just like their older brother. beetee would expect it at 12 and 18 since those are the first and last years theyd be eligible, but 14/15 would be more unexpected (though im not saying beetee wouldnt expect it, just less so). imagine beetee seeing this 14-year-old finnick come home after beetee’s own died (at the hands of finnick? maybe, but i think it’s more likely to be otherwise based on beetee’s and finnick’s dynamic) and seeing his own child in a broken boy’s face.

just a thought

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

if i read another fic with a canon-age peter infantilized ill simply have to disappear off the face of the earth

pepper: what an idiot. i can’t believe i’m going to marry him.

happy: well, you don’t have to—

pepper, looking at tony yell at dum-e for blasting him with a fire extinguisher: no. i’m going to.

see if i were bucky i wouldve been pissed cuz fym that tiny ass kid is taller than me now