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was doing of site request one someone mention these to and this came to me in a vision

The Bad Boys!

Guys….

This is how it always goes

no but actually can we talk about the potential parallels between fwhip + gem and scott + xornoth

i like majormoon in the sense that i think pearls putting estrogen in scotts food and scott is rubbing t gel on pearl while she sleeps because they're both gay in opposite directions but also find the other unbearably attractive but can't make an exception or be bisexual because that's admitting defeat. and cleo is playing both sides because they're very curious who's going to win and they're fucking both scott and pearl so they have both of their trust anyways.

(in the background, you can faintly here the lyrics "I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch, and we really getting money") Martyn: Look at that. (he realizes what song came on, and presses pause to laugh) What did I just hear in that song? Hold on. I'm here like doing…nerdy Minecraft modpack stuff, and in the background all I hear is, "I got the fattest ass, I make loads of money," (he turns the volume on the song up, and presses play) (I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch) Martyn: (echoing) In Queens, bitch (and we really getting money) Martyn: Mhm. (big) That's right! (he pauses the music) You wanna see the fattest ass in Misadventures? Look at this. Look at this, ready, ready, hold on, uh, nope, oh no, am I not in the right setting? Hold on, wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. I got it. I got it. Ready for this? Let's go like this. I want-I want ass cam, that's what I want, how do-how do I do this. Hold on, wait wait wait, up to there…yes, yes, this is what we-this is what the people want, this is what the people want. Oh yeah, there we go. You want this on-on the entire walk back to--(starts laughing) Talk yo' shit girl. (he begins playing the music again) (I got the fattest ass in Queens, bitch) Martyn: Yeah, that's right. (and we really getting money) Martyn: I got ass cam. (Bitch, let's go) Sun God: Martyn, what are you doing. (Martyn begins laughing in surprise while the music plays in the background) Martyn: You--no! Don't look at me! Don't look at me! Run! Sun God's after us! (he laughs harder) Run! You saw nothing! I'm going back to Queens! (the song continues playing as he laughs) Oh my god. Sun God saw ass ca-right? He saw ass cam. Goddammit.

Scar stream, April 25th, 2025

Scar: "Now, Etho. Did you ever get to watch any of the charity stream on the weekend?" Etho: "So I caught like an hour or two of it live, and then I went back and watched some vods." Scar: "Okay. What did you think, Etho? You always give good feedback." Etho: "I thought it was a good time, yeah." Scar: "Good, good. How would you improve it, Etho?" Etho: "I think my favourite part was when Tango got shocked." (All laugh.) Etho: "That one, I-I felt it. You know, that was, like, from his soul." Tango: "That was rough. That was rough." Etho: "Deep down. Yep. Umm."

is this anything chat

Pesce Bird : The Fish that yearned for the skies

just watched the peanuts movie and my heart is happy (^_^)

Ren: One of the most surprising things from the weekend was watching Martyn swim like an Olympic swimmer.

Impulse: Yes. Yeah.

Skizz: Yeah.

Ren: Like, he has the most insane form? He—it’s actually insane. He swims like an Olympian.

Skizz: Well he—

Impulse: He’s the most athletic person in a gamer bod I’ve ever seen.

Ren: Yeah (laughs).

Skizz: Yeah dude, yeah. He did a backflip! He did a backflip off the dock like it was nothing, dude.

Impulse: Yeah.

Ren: He did a backflip. It was so good.

Impulse: Insane.

Bdubs: (to Ren) You love him.

(Skizz and Impulse begin giggling, Ren and Bdubs joins in)

Impulse: He was-he was great, he was fantastic. Well, Bdubs—

Skizz: Martyn and Diggity, sittin’ in a tree—

joelcest (editor/e2) stimboard for @smallishdruid ! theyre silly :33

art by slumbear !

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mr. Chromia but a mermaid (for mermay)

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This is like the first drawing of him where he's not being killed /dying from Martyn xD really happy with how the eyes turned out UuU)b the initial sketch leaned more to 'creature' but I ended up going 'I WANT HIM PRETTY'

and I just realized I didnt make the beads multicolored mmmm C:

(added a few lil details on procreate afterwards)

Rendog's unrealized bisexuality haunts me but not nearly as much as it haunts him.

its nearly 3rd life's 4th bday

Baby Smallishbeans on the drums.

What a lad

Can you like.. lock the fuck in???

did i ever make the nho hotboxing post or was that just a dream i had

Ever think about how Treebark as a ship was strictly quarantined in the beginning. Treebark literally vanished on the dash overnight because all of the blogs were shipping it in private. Now Treebarkers get the bad rep of being the ones who send donos to charity streams. Went from near total containment to the Containment Breacher.

Anyways this is the impact of MCC9 Blue Bats.

another snowy Tango since I'm having a lot of fun drawing him like this lmao

1 month until dsmp is half a century old btw

✨ Absolutely the coolest dog i know ✨

Zed and skizz!

starting a compilation please feel free to add more

joel smallishbeans and tango of the tek variety are both absolutely smitten with jimmy solidarity but they have no chemistry between the two of them and i feel like this has insane comedic potential

it just hit me that the average watcher lore enjoyer doesn’t even know about the actual basis of watcher lore. they don’t even know the entire fanon is largely derived from one fanfiction written in 2019

rendawg but the colors are inspired by his irl hair ??

oh pencil sketches how ive missed you