Latest Posts by newhermitblogontheblock - Page 2

OMG PEARL BEING A SAVAGE ON TWT

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

Grian and Jimmy having exactly the same reaction to JoeHills just being JoeHills is absolutely killing me

reblog to slap his bald head

Excellent use of free will

all of the hermits are skinny twinks forever 🥰🥰🥰🥰

They're meeting up for evil reasons I swear. No feelings involved here at all.... prommy..........

kinda obssessed with how I drew them actually

cartoon character behavior lol

(my minecraft + mcyt tag)

today i discovered that clip where ren accidentally c.alls himself doc’s wife. i added vine booms .

Drawings based on Docm’s HermitPoker! ♥️

The King of Hearts Ren, Queen of Hearts False, and Jack of Hearts Bdubs ♥️

Typical FalseSymmetry activities ^^^

@funkily

woe! polycule be upon ye!

had some fun redrawing oli as "The Lute Player" by Frans Hals

Datastream defender mini comic!! :D

of COURSE he liked that comment

joke stolen from @llama-bird

watcher's pet

watched cleos latest episode. is this anything

you know at the start of the season we were all commenting about how grian would rather be fishing right now. but the key difference between grian and etho is that grian simply complains that he would rather be fishing. etho vanishes for months, letting his friends and loved ones wonder if he's perished, his job without him, his ravagers starving, his home slowly decaying, and us with no videos, having left behind only a vague message: gone fishing.

anyway congrats etho on number one at mcci fishing,

^ bug. like to squish him rb to squish him

*slaps Jimmy on the back* this bad boy can fit so many identity issues

Summary: “Please,” he said, a little plaintively. “Fwhip, come on.” His breaths were coming short and fast, and he forced himself to steady it with the ease of practice even through his anxiety, counting out breaths with a mechanical rhythm. If he was careful, he could manage without the mask long enough to get it back. Hopefully. Or: Jimmy's mask is a bit more important than he pretends it is. When Fwhip takes it, he's left struggling to breathe and with very limited time.

Author: @weareallstardustfallen

saying “i know what you are” to ren is funny because i don’t think he has any idea what he is. he has no idea what is going on 24/7. accidentally doxxed himself live. forgot to shut down his stream. threw a hissy fit when martyn didn’t reply to his dms.

@funkily

He sure is green!

Ren is my favorite content creator. He's gorgeous, he's a geek, he's a theater kid, his world building is amazing, he's adored by lesbians, he accidentally doxed himself on stream once, he "yes and"ed himself into a queer situationship with someone he barely knew at the time (Martyn), he's a furry, he's a king, he's a pirate captain, he's a wet dog and a boyfailer, he's got the undying loyalty of a married man with two daughters (Martyn), he's a freak, he's the coolest person we know, there is NOBODY doing it like this man

hungry hermits tango!!

this is basically what i saw i got the notification LOLL

Ive never known spring