(the onion version)
+ BONUS: sorry
Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us
Is this "non binary slay" in the room with us now?
Aidan really is the perfect man because Carrie is pissing me off 24/7. What do you mean you don't wanna marry him?? I'll do it I'll marry him. I'll take one for the team.
no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
So I finished sex and city 🏙️🌆 and oh geez....
Me: I'm not really horny, I'm just checking tumblr
Also me, ten minutes later: fuck.
His slutty looks and abandonment issues have captivated me
Oh Steve I need you so bad I can't hold it in anymore. (He lifted his shirt up for like half a second) Miranda I get you. I really do.
shitty tts memes
ft. mainly uknighted dream because they deserve more content