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julius caesar is kind of a little bitch when you think about it. xie lian got stabbed WAY more times than that like 5x as much and he didn’t even die sooo. maybe caesar should grow up.

So I finished sex and city 🏙️🌆 and oh geez....

YES YES YES Miranda and Steve back together again. Balance had been restored and all is right 🏠

Oh Steve I need you so bad I can't hold it in anymore. (He lifted his shirt up for like half a second) Miranda I get you. I really do.

Oh Steve I need you so bad I can't hold it in anymore. (He lifted his shirt up for like half a second) Miranda I get you. I really do.

Bookstore clerk from sex and the city s5 ep4 CoverGirl I want you so bad.

I can never seem to put my finger on that Richard guy with Samantha. But I trust him as far as I can throw him.

why is he seducing me and why is it working? I hate it here.

Aidan really is the perfect man because Carrie is pissing me off 24/7. What do you mean you don't wanna marry him?? I'll do it I'll marry him. I'll take one for the team.

yayyy they got engaged actually I live for this!! 🫶

Carrie girl get up he is not that good looking. He was ugly before the haircut and he is still ugly after. I don't care that he makes good furniture

Samantha Jones lesbian era you are my favourite

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

SABRINA CARPENTER performing at the Short n' Sweet Tour in Dallas

#save me mike faist as art donaldson with the backwards hat in the churro scene in challengers

nobody better be posting about the met gala without mentioning the giant pro-palestine demonstration going on outside

CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino

strictly ballroom actually movie of all time

I'm back with another crack meme, let's see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I'll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus:

let me guess your worst personality trait based on your taste in movies and tv shows

girls will have realizations and immediately pretend they didnt have them

(gripping bathroom sink) we are all going forward none of us are going back we are all going forward none of us are going back we are all going forward none of us are going back we are all going forward none of us are going back we are all going forward none of us are g

some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings

“youre obsessed with yourself” and youre not??? sad. tragic.

Not mine, but perfect: 

“behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”

@marycontraire request | jesper + guns

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

oh to be held and perhaps even kissed by a woman