Carrie Girl Get Up He Is Not That Good Looking. He Was Ugly Before The Haircut And He Is Still Ugly After.

Carrie girl get up he is not that good looking. He was ugly before the haircut and he is still ugly after. I don't care that he makes good furniture

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Samantha Jones lesbian era you are my favourite


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3 months ago

I can never seem to put my finger on that Richard guy with Samantha. But I trust him as far as I can throw him.


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1 year ago

girls will have realizations and immediately pretend they didnt have them


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2 years ago
A diagram of different colored sunglasses, captioned with their meanings. The first pair are black shades with round lenses, captioned "cool, aloof, mysterious (probably hiding insecurity)". The second pair are pink round lenses, captioned "fun, flirty, silly (especially when heart shaped)". The third pair are red round lenses, captioned "WHORE". The fourth pair are yellow round lenses, captioned "either super chill or lowkey sinister with no inbetween". The fifth are three pairs together, one blue, one purple, and one green, captioned "strange, whimsical, possibly magical". The final pair are square lens, black framed red and blue glasses (similar to old fashioned 3D glasses), captioned "wildcard".

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2 years ago

tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in

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2 years ago
------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

------- pt2 (final part) (lance, varian, lorbs, adira, shorty)

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

Lance Strongbow/Arnwaldo Schnitz: he would let out a little chuckle, take your hand, kiss it and say "my pronouns are whatever you want them to be my dear". he would then immediately walk away before you realize he stole your phone/wallet/anything valuable you have on you. but he would only make it ten seconds before turning around, running back up to you, giving you your belongings back, saying sorry, kissing your forehead and then running off again.

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

Varian: "um well mine are he/him and i find the use of they/them too, anyways enough about me have you heard about this new chemical it is so cool it is called...." he will talk to you about alchemy and chemicals until you leave

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

The Lorbs: "oooooh ehehehehehe the stupid human is so stupid stupid human you know nothing, you are not on our level, you wouldn't understand. they would continue laughing and walk away. the lorbs are not homophobic, they are just above society. but they will still call you slurs but it would be in a funny affectionate way

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

Adira: "don't talk to me but if you must, address me as sir"

------- Pt2 (final Part) (lance, Varian, Lorbs, Adira, Shorty)

Shorty: just as heads up, this guy is so out of it, he does not know what is going on at any given moment but is super chill about it. this little guy is in his own world. so when you ask he will be like "oh why yes you can have this cupcake" will proceed to easily pull out a tooth of his, and give it to you

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