Not Mine, But Perfect:

Not mine, but perfect:

“behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person”

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

how many times have i listened to the off the menu podcast episode by ed gamble and james acaster featuring guest star joseph quinn???? yes

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chris evans cillian murphy ben barnes flynn rider Maya Hawke Oscar Isaac miles teller david harbour willem dafoe cate blanchett charlie cox timothee chamalet ethan hawke jamie campbell bower glenn powell not even a podcast kinda guy this saved me in my early healing days from the wisdom teeth removal now i've started listening to podcasts with celebrities i like listening to not a specific podcast like they could be talking about anything idc but because they have a nice voice there are just some people i could listen to forever (certain fictional characters certain celebrities and my friends) mother gothel/donna murphy elizabeth olsen and more not even in a totally sexual way its in a more mesmirised wowie kinda way this is what normal people do i'm in denial about being a freak today also listened to alot of allie x today idk if those are related

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newjeansfitzherbert

3 months ago

why is he seducing me and why is it working? I hate it here.

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sex and the city mr big

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newjeansfitzherbert

1 year ago

I'm Back With Another Crack Meme, Let's See How Well This One Does

I'm back with another crack meme, let's see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I'll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus:

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

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2 years ago

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

------- pt2 (final part) (lance, varian, lorbs, adira, shorty)

Lance Strongbow/Arnwaldo Schnitz: he would let out a little chuckle, take your hand, kiss it and say "my pronouns are whatever you want them to be my dear". he would then immediately walk away before you realize he stole your phone/wallet/anything valuable you have on you. but he would only make it ten seconds before turning around, running back up to you, giving you your belongings back, saying sorry, kissing your forehead and then running off again.

Varian: "um well mine are he/him and i find the use of they/them too, anyways enough about me have you heard about this new chemical it is so cool it is called...." he will talk to you about alchemy and chemicals until you leave

The Lorbs: "oooooh ehehehehehe the stupid human is so stupid stupid human you know nothing, you are not on our level, you wouldn't understand. they would continue laughing and walk away. the lorbs are not homophobic, they are just above society. but they will still call you slurs but it would be in a funny affectionate way

Adira: "don't talk to me but if you must, address me as sir"

Shorty: just as heads up, this guy is so out of it, he does not know what is going on at any given moment but is super chill about it. this little guy is in his own world. so when you ask he will be like "oh why yes you can have this cupcake" will proceed to easily pull out a tooth of his, and give it to you

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newjeansfitzherbert

11 months ago

#save Me Mike Faist As Art Donaldson With The Backwards Hat In The Churro Scene In Challengers

#save me mike faist as art donaldson with the backwards hat in the churro scene in challengers

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newjeansfitzherbert

3 months ago

yayyy they got engaged actually I live for this!! 🫶

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sex and the city carrie bradshaw

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

found a new person that i have looked at for 3 seconds in total to obsess over for the next several weeks !!!

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i will purposely learn nothing about them and they will live in my silly little head they are the love of my life for untill my mind is changed by life this is normal behavior this is just regular behavior i get up to on a regular basis maybe make a lil playlist on the way who knows

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newjeansfitzherbert

2 years ago

Hi James

You guys should meet my tuna james