I’m This Close To Committing Warcrimes

hello everyone, god has tried to kill me once again, but as everyone knows dumbasses can’t die

well it ain’t me so it’s gotta be one a you fuckers

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

i don’t know who needs this but here you go you lovely creatures

Please reblog!

I would like to inform the American citizens that abortions can be obtained in Canada without citizenship or insurance for $300 CAD! Planned Parenthood will refer you to a facility that will help you

yes

late 19th century perfume bottles

this au is gold

I’m feeling very arson-y right now

reblog to throw jeff bezos into and endless labyrinth thats full of sharks and knives and poison and chainsaws 💛💛💛💛💛💛

reblogging to make this later

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

This is important hello (x)

I’m gonna start getting peoples numbers only for the purpose of taking random pictures of them and sending them to their phones they could be shitting they could be fucking they could be in the safety of their home, I don’t care I’m getting that picture and it IS going to be sent to them.