I Don’t Know Who Needs This But Here You Go You Lovely Creatures

at this point i don’t even have to wake up to choose violence

!!PLEASE HELP OUT A BROKE NB JEWISH LESBIAN!!

alright, this is a pretty difficult post for me to make, but i'm swallowing my pride bc i am flat broke with no income and bills piling up. i'm job searching, but it's very hard when i'm trying to find a wfh job to minimize my covid exposure and my laptop recently died. between that (~450), rent (450), my car payment (200), and my credit card payment (100), i'm going to need about 1200 dollars to get thru this month. any little bit helps! if every single one of my followers donated a dollar or two, i'd be more than safe.

cash/app: $jcatgrl

ko/fi: pinejaytreasures

pay/pal: msg me

!!$0/$1200!!

reblogging to make this later

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

that’s it, i’ve decided to travel through time and space out of pure unbridled rage

just remembered that time when i was like 5 or 6 when i told my babysitter i was allergic to peanut butter so none of the other kids could have it. this worked for like a year and a half before my mom caught out. (context: i hate peanuts and peanut butter with a passion)

after all this time... I’m still a piece of shit

i have strong urge to put that in my mouth, there’s no reason for it except for the fact it would feel nice

late 19th century perfume bottles

I’m back from the dead and unfortunately did not receive head

i’m this close to committing warcrimes