Damn I don’t wanna go to ostagar
Damn I don’t wanna go to redcliffe
Damn I don’t wanna do the mage tower
Damn I don’t wanna go to orzammar
Damn I don’t wanna go to denerim
Damn I don’t wanna do the forest
Damn I don’t wanna do the temple
Damn I don’t wanna do the final battle
*finishes game*
Wow what a fucking phenomenal game
stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys
i think it’s bang out of order that those COWARDS didn’t let my girl, shadowheart, be a werewolf
just Think about the potential angst? the drama!! OOOUGHH
honestly Shadowheart is just so funny because there are so many just ridiculous details about her character. she's worships an EVIL goddess. she has a cool goth drow mother figure who's also evil. she's goth and wears evil armor for her evil goddess only. she has stigmata. she was kidnapped into an evil cult. she has amnesia. she tortures her parents for her evil cult. she is half werewolf. she's the evil chosen one. her name is fucking SHADOWHEART.
like individually those are all just like insane edgelord character creation choices that would earn most people side eye at least if they tried to put more than one of these in their character. But Shadowheart has so many of them that its just like "yes yes, of course she does this is so her, what other ridiculous nonsense is there?"
Angry goth + happy go lucky jesus lady = traumatized sassy girl that likes dogs
i've connected the dots
She'd ask me to commit crimes and I'd say how many
18+ for sexual content and violence, this is just a snippet from a future chapter
An alternate universe fic with no tadpoles and just Shar/Selûne bs where Tav and Shadowheart happen to meet up. Stupidity and shenanigans ensue. Probably gonna be a series bc I'm obsessed with the two of them.
------
When Anaya spoke, her voice was strained. “Goddess of beauty and desire, allow your most devoted servant to worship at your altar.”
Shadowheart lifted her chin imperiously, as if looking down on Anaya. This was such a new addition to their dynamic; they'd fucked before, but Anaya had been the one in control. She had done what she pleased with Shadowheart, not allowing or asking for any reciprocation. When Shadowheart tried to touch, she was met with punishing stares and harsh words. Anaya's body was not hers, not in the way Shadowheart was Anaya's. She had relished that at the time, only feeling it was unfair afterwards, but Anaya had assured her there would be ample opportunity to make it up to her.
She intended to tonight. A perfect idea had already begun worming its way into her brain.
“I see no devotion,” Shadowheart said, voice thick and low. Anaya's eyes roamed her chest greedily before she spoke, but redirected to her face at the sound of her voice. “Only lust.”
It was a dark look. One that said if Shadowheart let her, she would consume her all night.
“Allow me to prove my devotion, great goddess."
BG3 + Text posts: Shadowheart Edition
My love language is physical touch and i would literally never let Shadowheart leave my arms, I just want to kiss, hug and hold her 24/7.
She's tough and strong and pretty much the only character who can survive most of the game without the player unlike the others but she's also just my little princess.
I just wanna spoil her in and out of the bedroom so bad.
obsessed with Shadowheart (she/her, 26) AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nightingale_N7/profile
64 posts