BG3 + Text Posts: Shadowheart Edition

Orin gives me nightmares

I think the people that are obsessed with her give me more tho 😳

How you screamed as my knife slit your skull, your brain juices sticky and sweet.

she's a queen

she's a bard. she's a spy. she's a nun. she thinks god is talking to her. she likes shoes. she has a hairless rabbit as a pet. she broke a guy's neck with her thighs. she's the late pope best friend. she's the new pope. she's bisexual.

what is it with me and women with black/white hair and facial scars

Shadowheart, Cassandra: Loves smutty books, religious, can be religious leaders (and will not marry you sad), curt and no nonsense, easily annoyed

Ciri, Cassandra: Fights melee well (sorry Shadowheart), royalty/noble but rejects it, very long ass names, normie ears

Shadowheart, Ciri: were pawns for greater powers, bi/pan (book ciri was at least), brilliant green eyes, betrayed by an elf/drow, elven blood (ciri sorta does), weird about drowning (book ciri)

All three: loves smudgy, black eye shadows, softies underneath, traumatic childhoods, will backslap you like the lil bitch you are, lives in a very unsafe fantasy world, had nice male mentors

The trifecta big cvnt energy 🤌👸💃

PS. I was robbed of white hair Cassandra

I need her

If Shadowheart has a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Shadowheart has ten fans, then I am one of them.

If Shadowheart has only one fan, then that is me.

If Shadowheart has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Shadowheart, then I am against the world.

Anything for bbgirl :)

I've been unbanned

The Shadowheart-obsessed cod god is back

Got shadow banned on cod, guess that means I have no choice now but to spend my weekend writing (as if I didn't already want to write anyway)

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

wait! i know i'm late for the party, but what do you mean we have a second moon now?! how does this affect me as a selûnite? do i have to worship her too? does she have a name?