Fun Fact....

America: My wrist hurts.

Canada: Why? You stayed home from the meeting because you hurt your ankle.

America: I had to write ‘I will not be stupid, and hurt myself ever again’ like, a million times.

Canada: Who made you do that?

America: Me.

Canada:

America: It needed to be done.

Otaku issue # 123

You watch so much anime that you can start stopping reading the subtitles cuz you know what they say they're saying

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

Why, danke, you’re a groovy one yourself, Herr Devil.

@ask-hitman-jones

Not my work but it's a funny picture Kuroko no basket

I wish I could do origami like this the best can do is a crane and butterfly

When one of your first impressions of your collage is Cupid shuffle #funtimes

*Lance, Pidge and Hunk walking through a haunted house*

Monster:*jumps out*

Hunk: *screams*

Pidge:*jumps behind Hunk*

Lance: your doing a great job buddy, mask looks amazing

Hunk: seriously dude?’

Lance: what? I see a good piece of costume I’m gonna compliment it

Pidge: that didn’t scare you at all?

Monster: yeah a big guy missing his freaking arm pissed himself before

Lance; oh yeah I’m way to apathetic about my own survival to be scared anymore. So tell me did you make this yourself?

Bounty Hunter Branch AU!!

I wasn't the first person to think of this, I believe it was @riciart. I was inspired by them to make my own AU for this idea. I have a lot of lore planned out for this already and I should write this somewhere because it is all in my head. I'm also open to questions about this AU, also the name isn't set in stone, I might change it.

One day one of my friends ask if we wanted to know a fun fact so we said sure then she gos did you know that male kangaroos dick splits in half and that a female has 3 holes two for the dick and one for the baby to come out. after that no one knew what to say to that so we just stood there in complete confusion or just shocked that she just randomly brought that up or how she knew that