*Lance, Pidge and Hunk walking through a haunted house*
Monster:*jumps out*
Hunk: *screams*
Pidge:*jumps behind Hunk*
Lance: your doing a great job buddy, mask looks amazing
Hunk: seriously dude?’
Lance: what? I see a good piece of costume I’m gonna compliment it
Pidge: that didn’t scare you at all?
Monster: yeah a big guy missing his freaking arm pissed himself before
Lance; oh yeah I’m way to apathetic about my own survival to be scared anymore. So tell me did you make this yourself?
Ablaze: 29 (bros pushing his thirty’s 😭)
Trickee: 28
Branch: 24
Boom: 23
Hype: 21
Honeybuns(a joke nickname from hype calls ablaze,he hates it not a ship thing!!!!)
Blaze
Micky mouse
Darling (yet again a joke nickname from trickee)
David
Dadvid
Stuart (branch just randomly called trickee this one day and it stuck no has any idea why)
Trickster
Trixx
Sugar t*ts (trickee once said smt sweet and hype started calling him this )
Tee-shirt(boom)
twig
Tree
Trunk
Roots
B
Bob
And all the tree / branch puns under the sun
Rainbow
Joe
Bread
Cavetown
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee x ♾️
Rainbow alphabet
Hyperpop
Hyper
Jim
Boom wasn’t born with rainbow hair he made the grave mistake of letting his friend choose his hair colour and he just dyes it rainbow now
Ablaze was once angry at trickee so trickee got branch to hold a hose, hype to play guitar and boom to hold a hair dryer and he sung a sad song to get ablaze to forgive him, it went badly everyone got soaked , booms hair got caught in the hair dryer, the hair dryer caught fire (somehow?) but ablaze forgave him (trickee ate the last of ablaze’s cereal how dare he)
Ablaze and trickee live together . It’s mayhem .
Boom loves Alec Benjamin so does branch
Boom says he doesn’t listen to cavetown but he does
Trickee once covered branch’s bunker in every kind of
Sticker he owned (branch was not pleased)
Hype once challenge ablaze to an arm wrestle (he lose. and cried)
Trickee loves to prank everyone (mostly ablaze)
Branch, hype, ablaze and boom once’s blasted a smash up of all the songs trickee hates as payback for all his pranks
They was friends since they was kids but only started the band at the end of trolls 1 branch was called B and wore a mask
Trickee and ablaze like to joke flirt but sometimes your can’t tell if it’s a joke or if their actually flirting
After finding out about branches past ablaze unofficially adopted him
Everyone (but branch who was the voice of reason) once got really high and ate crayons they never spoke of it again (expect branch who told poppy)
Ablaze : gay (not canon)
Trickee : bi (not canon)
Branch : bi (not technically canon but it’s so heavily implied it’s crazy 😭)
Hype : aroace (not canon)
Boom : gay (canon)
(Warning these are my ships not everyone will agree)
Ablaze x trickee
Boom once had a small crush on Floyd and cried when he remembers (I don’t ship boom x Floyd btw sorry😞)
Not my work but a very serious depiction of World War II Hetalia
Have that feral trolls brain worms so here we are! Yeah I spent too long on this, dun worry about it 83
Do it!! It'll probably be great if. you want I can help you bounce ideas if you like.
I would love to see this in a fic
JD is branches bio father but JD didn't have him till after the band had a falling out. Like it was just them in the band they had the argument John left to go to the neverglad trail and a few a bit after finds out he has an egg in his hair like it could be from an ex back at the troll tree (my favorite option) or it could be like someone he met on his travels. He vows to raise branch better then his own parents and what he did to his brothers. He learned his lesson. Branch still meets kismet they are his best friends and together deside to start a band. Jd is in full support of his son and is their manager and make sure they don't make the same mistakes he did. The rest of kismet are like his kids As well. They travel around the world living life and kismet doing concerts. The other brothers have no idea that John has a kid and that said kid is in a famous band. Floyd and Bruce see like magazines and poster of the band and think that one of the members looks like someone from their family but never look in to it. On a day that kismet make JD rest and take a break he runs into Floyd. Floyd's like hi how you doing and they talk for a bit. JD is thinking of how to tell him that hes an uncle. When Floyd make a comment about kismet so jd just goes about that the lead is my kid your nephew. Jd starts to brag on how proud he is of branch and the rest of kismet. Floyd trys to convince jd to tell him meet branch. Branch knows he have uncles and that them and his dad had a falling out and a bit of why.
Sorry for the rambling I suck at writing but this is a concept that has been in my head the last few day
I'd like to preface this by saying I'm incorporating tropes I've seen in other posts.
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Jason has been a lot happier recently. His Pit Rage has been getting less and less frequent, he's cooking and coming over to the manor a lot more, and he even let Dick hug him last week without threatening bodily harm!
The rest of the batfam, while happy for him, are curious about the change. So one night at dinner they ask him what's up with him and why he's so happy recently. Surprisingly, instead of taking it the wrong way and getting mad Jason is eager to share.
Apparently, Jason has a boyfriend now. Yay!
He goes on and on about this civilian he met after stoping a cult who was trying to summon a deity and how he is this nerdy college kid who really likes space and how their civilian identies shared the same Gen Ed course so he made an effort to become friends. Turns out that nerdy space guy had caused the initial improvement in mood and his offer to go on a date to an incredibly diverse and well-stocked library had been the cherry on top.
The only thing is that Jason didn't want them stalking the guy and refered to him around the family exclusively as "Angel". Everyone thinks that's just a cute pet name he gave the guy as a way to both reference and distract the civilian from the cult ritual he was probably rescued from. Little do they know that it's actually because "Angel" was not a victim of the cult ritual but the summonee, that appeared in the form of a biblically accurate angel.
One day some supernatural entity decideds to attack Gotham and everyone is calling whoever they can think of for back-up. Batman calls Constantine, Nightwing calls Zatana, Red Robin and Robin are contacting the Justice League, and even Red Hood seems to call someone.
The situation is getting desperate. The JL is here but at most the can just slow the supernatural being down. Constantine and Zatana are still 20 minutes out and things are looking bad when another Eldritch Being spawns and seems to take down the threat in one move.
Everyone stands stunned as the being turns to them and in a booming voice exclaims "DON'T BE AFRAID. I WAS CALLED TO HELP". They all go through several emotions upon hearing those words. Where did this being come from? Is this a biblically accurate angel? Who called it here to help? Was it Zatana or maybe Constantine? Are they here yet? Upon looking around it is found that Zatana and Constantine are not here yet and the heroes get ready to engage this being carefully when a voice calls out
"Angel!"
Everyone whips their heads around to see Jason climbing over debris towards the Eldritch Being in front of them. The Batfam feels faint with a creeping realization and Superman swears he heard Batman's heart skip a beat for a second. Before anyone can ask Jason what he's doing the being shapeshifts into the much smaller form of a young fae-like creature with pointed ears, fangs, stark white hair, and vibrant green eyes floating in the air. He flys over to Jason before a flash of bright light leaves a young man deep black hair and frosty blue eyes in Jason's arms.
Jason turns to introduce his boyfriend to his family and the League only to find that Batman has fainted, a panicking JL, and a gobsmacked Zatana and Constantine have who've arrived in time to see the transformation. As Zatana and Constantine begin to freak out and prepare defensive magic Batman comes to and levels a scowl at Jason.
"Hood, I think you have some explaining to do."
Peace cannot be kept by force it can only be achieved by understanding
Albert Einstein
I just need some fics where this it the concept or the kids and Alfred finding out they are the reason he is still here. Then freaking out because what do you mean the man who seems so unshakable was that close to ending it Then if we were just slightly off when I had time we wouldn't have him anymore. Because what if they were just a few minutes late could they not have their dad/son anymore and how good at hiding his pain is to the point they didn't see for what it was.
Ugh scenarios where Bruce is literally suicidal, and has made many attempts, but keeps getting interrupted by his kids and alfred but they don't realise what he was going to do?and they don't know his mental state was that bad?? Sign me up cause I fucking love angst and hurt/comfort
13 yr old Bruce about to slit his throat in the bathroom, but alfred comes out of nowhere and tells him dinner is ready, he made his favourite cause he saw he looked off recently, and Bruce just goes out calmly and hugs him super tight?? Bruce, about to make a decision to end his life after he's all done raising dick (after he becomes nightwing) and knows that dick is set on the right path now and going to crime alley where his parents were shot to end it but ends up meeting jason instead?? After jason when he tied up all loose ends, closed cases, secured gotham good enough, About to go on patrol for one last time, then after he'll jump off, but then meets tim that evening saying he knows who he is?? Meeting cass just when he was planning to do it cause he genuinely hated himself, but seeing so many similarities between him and cass, knowing she sees them too and scared that after he suicides she'll get those ideas too cause they're so similar? Decides to try to help her?? Meeting nightwing when he was going to jump off cause dick wanted to surprise him from blud and he just thought Bruce was brooding?? getting a call from Damain in the middle of the day when he was about to stage a car crash and listens as damian (mad at him) asks him to come to the school to pick him up cause he got suspended for 2 days for knocking out a student for being racist.
CAN U IMAGINE A CONFRONTATION WHERE BRUCE THOUGHT THEY ALREADY KNEW?? AND HES TAKING THIS CASUAL BUT THEYRE FUCKING NOT??
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Not my work anime kuroko no basket You don't be a flake to Kuroko or you have a Titan chasing you
Pidge: Hey Matt, what’s it called when you shoot someone on Halloween?
Matt, without looking up from his book: Trigger treating.
Pidge: No, it’s homicide.
Lance and Hunk: *cackling* “Trigger treating”.