Dcxdp Tim/danny Scary Dog Danny

Peace cannot be kept by force it can only be achieved by understanding

Albert Einstein

*in a crowd and Lance loses everyone*:

Lance: I know!

Lance: *stands on chair and uses hands as a megaphone*

Lance: LANCE MC-FUCKING-CLAIN SUCKS

Paladins and BoM: *no noise at all*

Lance: *sad*

*huge explosion in the distance*

Lance: *hears angry Galra screaming*

Keith: wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKIN’ QUIZNACK WHO SAID THAT

I want a fic where Bruce gets hurt real bad on like a Justice League mission like to the point that they're actually not sure 100% if he'll make it not the time stream something different and all his kids burst in there and at this point the Justice League does not know besides let's say Superman and Wonder Woman that they are his kids so they try to block them from seeing their dad and they freak out pretty much all yelling let me see my my dad or whatever they call Bruce in that sort of way and that's how the rest of the Justice League find out Batman has a lot of kids and some of them are crime Lords

Thinking about the Batkids being clingy to Bruce.

Do you ever get that untamable tsunami of tears when you're apart from your parent? Even if you fight, and argue, and resent eachother sometimes, but when they're not next to you you feel like a part of you is missing?

It's like that.

Dick cries after Bruce every single night when he moves to Bludhaven. They're both trapped in a game of who'll call first, despite knowing very well neither of them will.

Yes, he's crushing it as Nightwing. Yes, he's doing what Bruce thought him to do, -- be better than Batman. Yes, he's perfectly normal about his Tati being so far away from him. He is.

Jason? Jason misses Bruce when they're in the same room together. He'll sit awake in the breath of night, his phone in hand, crying after Bruce after a single day.

This is for the angst side.

On the other side, Jason who begs Bruce to let him join Diana on this year's Amazonian Olympics, and having to pretend he's not crying in his pillow every night? Please.

Bruce: Are you having fun?

Jason, sending a puffy eyed selfie, looks like he cried all night: You're not here, so yes

I would love to see this in a fic

JD is branches bio father but JD didn't have him till after the band had a falling out. Like it was just them in the band they had the argument John left to go to the neverglad trail and a few a bit after finds out he has an egg in his hair like it could be from an ex back at the troll tree (my favorite option) or it could be like someone he met on his travels. He vows to raise branch better then his own parents and what he did to his brothers. He learned his lesson. Branch still meets kismet they are his best friends and together deside to start a band. Jd is in full support of his son and is their manager and make sure they don't make the same mistakes he did. The rest of kismet are like his kids As well. They travel around the world living life and kismet doing concerts. The other brothers have no idea that John has a kid and that said kid is in a famous band. Floyd and Bruce see like magazines and poster of the band and think that one of the members looks like someone from their family but never look in to it. On a day that kismet make JD rest and take a break he runs into Floyd. Floyd's like hi how you doing and they talk for a bit. JD is thinking of how to tell him that hes an uncle. When Floyd make a comment about kismet so jd just goes about that the lead is my kid your nephew. Jd starts to brag on how proud he is of branch and the rest of kismet. Floyd trys to convince jd to tell him meet branch. Branch knows he have uncles and that them and his dad had a falling out and a bit of why.

Sorry for the rambling I suck at writing but this is a concept that has been in my head the last few day

Harry & Reg’s Snake Sanctuary

Not only did Sirius break out of Azkaban to find his younger brother, Regulus, ALIVE but living in Grimmauld Place AND raising Harry. Not only was his brother alive and raising Harry, but Harry has turned Sirius’ old bedroom into a snake sanctuary… leaving Sirius to sleep on the couch.

Sirius: REG. Why the hell is my room filled with snakes…?!?

Regulus: Blame Harry for that one.

Sirius: Oh really!? You expect me to believe you, the Slytherin, had nothing to do with this?

Regulus: I didn’t say I had nothing to do with it, but it is primarily Harry’s fault.

Sirius: How so?

Regulus: Well he’s a parseltongue you see, and starting around the age of 6 he just started coming home from the park, walks, and even the zoo once, with snakes tucked in his pockets. It was so cute Sirius I couldn’t possible tell him he couldn’t keep them. Plus, he talks to them, they all live here because they want to. They are free to leave if they wish. 

Sirius: ….

Sirius: …. How many snakes exactly are in here?

Regulus: We lost count around the 25 mark. It was at the 10 snake mark that we transformed your room into a sanctuary for them. Isn’t it adorable?

Sirius: Not the word I was going to use, but sure… 

Trolls Crack

Ablaze to other trolls: we have come to the conclusion that the only trickee has not died yet from all the stupid shit is because the Reaper/death has to face off a pissed off branch and no one wants to face a piss off branch

Branch to kismet,brozone, and snack pack: I have been to hell and back. While I was there Satan started to cry because he was not ready to give up the throne.

Branch to brozone and kismet: I wanna kill someone

Brozone worried JD: I don't think that's a good plan there bud

Bruce: yeah what if you get caught not going to bail you out

Kismet already doing a check list

Hype: I got us alibis

Boom: I've got the clean supplies and gloves

Trickee: i know where to hide a body

Ablaze: I got the tools

Kismet: now who are we hitting

Branch with tiers in his eyes: this is why I love you guys. Let's go

Brozone: wft

Second photo of the series toothless the Unholy offspring of lightning and death

When one of your first impressions of your collage is Cupid shuffle #funtimes

GOSH HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FIC

I got free time during math class so I drew this fanart for this amazing fic, please read it I recommend it

Keith: Lance and I-

Shiro: are getting married?

Keith: no I-

Shiro, pulling out a binder: sit down, I have the entire thing planned out already-