I need more of this
Tim had met Dani and Dan months into dating Danny, when they were already deep enough in their relationship that meeting Danny’s… kids (wards? clones? complicated existential crises?) felt like a natural progression.
They were, for all intents and purposes, Danny’s, no matter how strange their origins were.
And Tim?
Tim adored them.
Dani had taken to him immediately. She was smart, resourceful, and had the kind of cunning that made Tim terrified for when she grew up. She was all wild energy and big grins, full of trouble and ready to recruit Tim into it. Which, well—he was a Bat. He might not have the same mischief-making instincts as her, but he knew how to scheme.
Danny had sighed the first time he caught them conspiring, giving Tim a deeply exasperated look as Dani snickered behind his back.
“You’re supposed to be the responsible one,” Danny grumbled, arms crossed.
Tim had only blinked at him. “Why would you assume that?”
Dan, on the other hand, was rougher, quieter. More hesitant in a way that made something in Tim’s chest ache. He was wary at first, slow to warm up to Tim in a way Dani wasn’t—but Tim understood. Dan had sharp edges, but Tim had spent enough time around Jason to know that just meant he needed patience.
Which was fine, because Tim had plenty of it.
Besides, it helped that they liked him. Dani loved that he didn’t snitch when she roped him into pulling pranks on Danny, giggling wildly when they switched out the sugar for salt and watched Danny spit out his morning coffee with distaste.
So he didn’t push. He let Dan take his time, let him get used to having Tim around. The turning point had been, funnily enough, when Dan asked Tim to teach him how to fight.
Danny had sighed about that, too, shooting Tim a pointed look that was probably supposed to convey Do not encourage him.
Tim had ignored it.
Because what was he supposed to do? Say no?
He wanted Dan to know how to fight. To know how to protect himself properly. It wasn’t like he was teaching the kid how to snap someone’s neck—he was teaching him good habits. Controlled movements. Defense. Dan needed that, and Tim was happy to provide it.
Danny could roll his eyes all he wanted, but he wasn’t stopping Tim.
Dan, predictably, thought Tim was the best after that—well, second best. Jason had somehow stolen first place. Tim wasn’t even mad about it. Dan would sit next to Jason with wide, fascinated eyes, soaking up his stories and nodding along to every dramatic retelling of a fight. (“And then I threw the guy through the car door—” “Did he live?” “Unfortunately.”)
Tim was fine with being second place. Really.
—
Tim had almost been caught with the ring twice.
The first time, Dani had nearly found it when she tackled him over the couch, scrambling over him with zero regard for personal space. If he hadn’t been fast in twisting out of her grip, the box would’ve gone flying across the room.
The second time, Dan had almost seen it when Tim went digging through his duffel. The box had nearly slipped into view when he yanked out a hoodie, and Tim had barely managed to shove it under his gear before Dan could get a good look.
But the third time?
Dani found it.
Because of course she did.
Tim had been distracted—exhausted from patrol, too caught up in the warmth of Danny’s hands pulling him in by the waist. He’d tossed his jacket onto the couch, thinking nothing of it.
Dani had been snooping.
He didn’t even realize until later. She didn’t say anything. She just gave him a look—one that was far too knowing for someone her age—but she didn’t mention it. She just tucked the ring back where she found it and let the subject drop.
For now.
But later, when the house was quiet and everyone else had gone to bed, she sat beside him on the couch, feet tucked under her, eyes flickering to him with something unreadable.
Then, in a casual voice, she asked, “Hey… can I call you Dad?”
Tim froze.
His breath caught, and something in his chest lurched.
He turned to her, eyes wide, trying to process what she just said—what she just asked—but before he could even begin to figure out how to respond, Dan, from where he was leaning against the arm of the couch, just shrugged.
“Yeah,” he muttered, gaze a little too pointedly not on Tim. “You’ve earned it, I guess.”
And Tim—Tim had to swallow past the sudden tightness in his throat, had to blink fast against the prickling behind his eyes. He cleared his throat, voice rough as he said, “Yeah. I think I’d like that.”
Dani grinned, throwing herself at him without hesitation. Tim huffed as he caught her, laughing as she clung to him like she was sure he wouldn’t let go.
Dan rolled his eyes. But his lips curled up, just slightly.
Tim had never been happier.
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Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
Pidge: Hey Matt, what’s it called when you shoot someone on Halloween?
Matt, without looking up from his book: Trigger treating.
Pidge: No, it’s homicide.
Lance and Hunk: *cackling* “Trigger treating”.
Batman: You can not punish the Joker
Batman: You are no judge, jury, and executioner
Danny Fenton, standing over Joker's beaten body: Actually, I am
Danny Fenton, raising the Creep Stick up: I am the High King of Infinite Realms, and this bitch has been resurrected more than once
Danny Fenton, smacking Joker like a piñata: With the use of a pool of some nasty smelling ecto, mind you, but it puts him under my jurisdiction nonetheless
Danny Fenton, smiling at Batman as Joker is wheezing and trying to crawl away: So I am the judge, jury, and executioner for him since I'm the highest power in a Realm where he is a denizen
Danny Fenton, catching the Joker by the ankle and dragging him back: And as the King, I hereby sentence him to death by a repetitive use of The Creep Stick over his whole body
Batman: ...
Red Hood, with a bowl of popcorn: Do you mind switching The Creep Stick for a crowbar?
Trolls AU (Hypnosis Au)
A unique idea I've had What If instead of music being the main ruling deciding factor of things in the trolls universe there was something else that also allowed people to have power hypnosis more accurately my manipulation as there's multiple different types of this
The best part is is that depending on your type of music it will determine what kind of manipulation you're born with naturally
Are protagonist Branch is a unique case as he's the only troll in the entire known trolldome to be born with out a hypnotic ability of his own which makes things a little more interesting for branch instead of being ostracized for this lack of ability a lot of trolls actually see him as a light in the darkness they see him as something special and that means everyone's going to be vying after him even our other lead Poppy who isn't in the best state
But trust me when I say if poppy is in a bad state to the point where she feels like she needs him in her life just imagine what everyone else in his life is going to be like
I'm talking every single character that branches met specifically in the movies with one TV show cameo as this character is just as important as the rest of them
Brozone
Kismet
K-pop gang
Reggaeton
Yodelers (mostly Hickory)
Chaz (hypnotic smooth jazz duh)
Synth
Viva
And the most dangerous of all Poppy
All the other troll tribes want him too for different reasons some more selfish than the others and mind you this unique ability well it's mostly seen in trolls can work on any species and can even be developed on in any species like the bergens and Mount regions
Poor Branch is in for a wild ride as his life will never be the same
I just need some fics where this it the concept or the kids and Alfred finding out they are the reason he is still here. Then freaking out because what do you mean the man who seems so unshakable was that close to ending it Then if we were just slightly off when I had time we wouldn't have him anymore. Because what if they were just a few minutes late could they not have their dad/son anymore and how good at hiding his pain is to the point they didn't see for what it was.
Ugh scenarios where Bruce is literally suicidal, and has made many attempts, but keeps getting interrupted by his kids and alfred but they don't realise what he was going to do?and they don't know his mental state was that bad?? Sign me up cause I fucking love angst and hurt/comfort
13 yr old Bruce about to slit his throat in the bathroom, but alfred comes out of nowhere and tells him dinner is ready, he made his favourite cause he saw he looked off recently, and Bruce just goes out calmly and hugs him super tight?? Bruce, about to make a decision to end his life after he's all done raising dick (after he becomes nightwing) and knows that dick is set on the right path now and going to crime alley where his parents were shot to end it but ends up meeting jason instead?? After jason when he tied up all loose ends, closed cases, secured gotham good enough, About to go on patrol for one last time, then after he'll jump off, but then meets tim that evening saying he knows who he is?? Meeting cass just when he was planning to do it cause he genuinely hated himself, but seeing so many similarities between him and cass, knowing she sees them too and scared that after he suicides she'll get those ideas too cause they're so similar? Decides to try to help her?? Meeting nightwing when he was going to jump off cause dick wanted to surprise him from blud and he just thought Bruce was brooding?? getting a call from Damain in the middle of the day when he was about to stage a car crash and listens as damian (mad at him) asks him to come to the school to pick him up cause he got suspended for 2 days for knocking out a student for being racist.
CAN U IMAGINE A CONFRONTATION WHERE BRUCE THOUGHT THEY ALREADY KNEW?? AND HES TAKING THIS CASUAL BUT THEYRE FUCKING NOT??
Overly supportive and protective Kirishima once he finds out that Kacchan is dating Deku
Reblog if you agree
Lance: so let me get this straight… none of us are straight?
Shiro: doesn’t look like it buddy
Lance: ok but don't you see a problem with that?
Pidge: what do you mean?
Lance: a bunch of gays in space
Hunk: yeah?
Lance: Gay navigating! Being gay gives us more fabulous points than anyone else but it means we can’t follow directions for shit!
Keith: oh shit he’s right
Lance: how the hell are we gonna get home
Allura: relax, I can read a map. I'm just that powerful of a lesbian
Summary: Branch finds a moment to introduce Poppy to the members of Kismet properly
Warnings: None!
Authors Note: I know I'm insane about the Kismet Poly thing but trust me guys, it's good even without the side of broppy I included to ease the wider fanbase into the idea of it. @ohposhers briefly went insane over this with me so I'm tagging 'em just for that, so did @bulliestrolls
"Branch! You never told me you were part of Kismet!" Poppy squealed, she was bouncing a little bit, holding tight to Branch's hand.
He gives an amused hum, "You want introductions don't you?"
Poppy nods eagerly, "Of course I do!"
"Promise not to freak out?"
"I promise."
Branch leads her over to where the members of Kismet sit, Ablaze, Trickee, Hype, and Boom. They're huddled in one general spot, lounging on bean bags and chairs and sipping drinks. They all perk up a bit and straighten their posture when they see Branch walking over with Poppy.
"You're finally gonna show off your girlfriend?" Hype asked eagerly.
"Actually, I'm showing off you four," Branch said.
He got a chorus of intrigued and teasing 'ooh's and 'ah's from the ensemble.
"Poppy, these are my on and off boyfriends-"
"Your what?!"
"We've been off for a couple years now, Queen Poppy," Trickee said, "No need to worry about us stealing your man."
"You dated the members of Kismet?!" Poppy exclaimed.
Branch recoiled a bit at the volume she displayed, "It's still a hush hush thing, none of my brothers know."
Poppy nodded and zipped her lips, dragging thumb and pointer across them to imitate the zipping. She stilled grinned, "Got it."
"Wait, you didn't tell anyone about us?" Hype asked.
"Anyone at all?" Ablaze chimed in with.
Branch shook his head, "Then they'd realize I was part of Kismet, Hype." He took a seat on one of the chairs, "Which would've made it really hard to isolate myself."
"You should've stayed with us," Boom said, "You were so close to getting back your true colors."
"Why did you leave them?" Poppy asked.
Branch heaved a sigh, "Because I was getting tired of performing shows. I started graying mid performance sometimes, it was stressful."
Boom leaned against Branch and bumped their shoulders together gently, "Yeah, and then we'd all give you hugs and kisses and a fruit drink and your colors would come back."
Hype did the same to Branch's other shoulder, "Boom's right, we always took care of you when your colors started to fade."
Trickee rests an arm on the back of the chair, "That we most certainly did, we never let you go fully gray for even a second."
Ablaze knocks his head against Branch's gently, "The guys have good points Branch, we took real good care of ya."
Branch's face burns bright as his bandmate relish him with attention.
"Aw, how cute," Poppy teased.
All of them scattered away from Branch like cockroaches.
"Sorry, Queen Poppy," Boom said, a nervous laugh on his voice as he spoke, "Old habits die hard."
Poppy laughs and waves off his concerns, "I don't mind much, I'm sure that there's plenty of Branch to go around."
"Are you sacrificing me to my on and off boyfriends right now, Poppy?" Branch asked.
Poppy nodded with this smug smirk on her face, "That's exactly what I'm doing right now."
"Are you for real, Queen Poppy?"
"Really, you're not joking?"
"You're serious about this?"
"We can have him again?"
Questions assaulted Poppy from every single direction and Branch gave her this look. It spoke volumes, it said he was happy with just her, it said he wasn't ready for his brothers to know he was a bit queer, it said he needed more time before trying with Kismet again. And Poppy heard every single thing that look said but she pushed it to the side, pushing Branch past his comfort zone has worked in the past.
"Of course you can, only on one condition," Poppy answered with a smirk on her face.
They all waited patiently and obediently for her condition to be stated.
"I still get to be his girlfriend."
"We'd never dream of taking him from ya."
"Of course, Queen Poppy!"
"He's absolutely still yours in part."
"Really we don't need him twenty four seven."
Poppy's just smirking as Branch shoots her a small glare. He sits up and brushes off the touches and attention from the likes of his bandmates. He drags her out of the room to a place where Kismet can't hear the discussion that Poppy knows is coming.
He brings a finger and presses it to Poppy's chest, "You."
"Me?" Poppy asked.
"Yes you, I haven't talked to these guys in years, Poppy," Branch fumed.
Poppy gently nudged his paw away from her, "It'll be good for your health."
"To be doted on and coddled like I'm helpless?"
"Exactly! You stress too much, I can't take enough care of you alone! It's a blessing, Branch."
"Four of my sort of ex's showing up and you deciding I should get back together with them is a blessing?"
"Yes! Of course it is! I promise you, most of the time it'll still be me and you," She gently grabs his paw and holds it carefully. She gives a soft smile, "I promise."
Branch squeezes her paw, "Alright, Poppy, I'll try them again."
"Now let's go talk about a housing arrangement if we're all gonna live together!"
"One step at a time, Poppifer."
I swear my dog thinks he’s a ninja the funny part is he’s a lab mix he ain’t small but he is black uh-huh his color going to his head