I Got Silver For Orlando, But If Anybody Is Willing I Will Gladly Pay You For Gold 🙏🥲

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

It’s the most wonderful day of the year - well, unless you’re one of Paris and Janeway’s abandoned lizard children that is….

Happy Threshold day! 🦎🦎🦎

i just found out Phil and Dan get down! ★ ゲッダン has been taken off youtube in America due to copyright, here’s the video for those who want to watch it!!

"why does Captain America call you babygirl?"

It's Time for Science! (Aka, I Think Bacteria Are Neat and Want to Show Off my Petri Dishes Like Cool Rocks):

Now, I know what you're thinking

This is K. pneumoniae, known for causing pneumonia, grown on MAC.

MAC, or MaConkey Agar is a type of growth material that changes color when bacteria ferment lactose, and it's used to identify gram negative organisms.

Well, bacteria have membranes that protect them from the environment, much like how we have skin.

"Starry, what the hecc are grams?"

Gram positive bacteria are bois that have Dummy Thicccccccc tm cell membranes

Gram negative bacteria are scrunkily lads that have skinny ass membranes

The bacteria above, K. pneumoniae is just one of these scrunkily lads

And when they're put on this type of media...

They make a really pretty sunset color

The Pitt literally has everything. Socially awkward and highly competent autistic coded character. Sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold. Nervous white boy with the saddest eyes you’ve ever seen. Nepo baby child prodigy. Milf with a mysterious past. Noah Wyle. Need I say more

ponies in IRL horse gear

Ok so I just found out that Disney has these little N'avi baby plushes🥺🥺

I have one small problem with them though. I know it's probably silly but I'm a little sad they don't have their little baby queues!!

Idk lol I'll probably still buy one at some point