DANIEL PLEASE

"I really believe that if the political leaders of the world could see their planet from a distance of, let's say 100,000 miles, their outlook would be fundamentally changed. The all-important border would be invisible, that noisy argument suddenly silenced. The tiny globe would continue to turn, serenely ignoring its subdivisions, presenting a unified facade that would cry out for unified understanding, for homogeneous treatment. The earth must become as it appears: blue and white, not capitalist or communist; blue and white, not rich or poor; blue and white, not envious or envied. Small, shiny, serene, blue and white, and FRAGILE."

-- Apollo 11 command module pilot Michael Collins

Happy Moon Day, all.

[Photo of LM Eagle, Earth, and the lunar surface taken during Apollo 11 mission. The photographer, CMP Michael Collins, is the only human who has ever lived who does not appear in frame.]

announcing their engagement to one up tom holland

everyone on this website on the 21st of september

It’s the most wonderful day of the year - well, unless you’re one of Paris and Janeway’s abandoned lizard children that is….

Happy Threshold day! 🦎🦎🦎

#hottest move ever

In Wonka (2023), when he sings “all the colors of the rainbow, and some others too”, the “others too” of that line refers to the color wavelengths on the light spectrum that mantis shrimp can see but humans can’t, in this essay I will-

Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

Y’all I found the brand of the mugs they have, but the store doesn’t sell those kind anymore 😭😤